by penni d.
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September 12, 2007

Kings,Queens,Lords, ladies, and WHAT???

January 26, 2008 09:19 PM EST (Updated: January 26, 2008 09:21 PM EST)
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                                                       It seems that we have an abundance of royalty on gather, kings, queens, princes,princesses, lords, and ladies.We also have a god or few, and a couple of goddesses.







                                                    Of all the people noted, just who is leading our great country of gather?Why, no one!!Well, i am here to tell you, you NEED a LEADER! One who will tell you if you done good, *cybersmack* you if you haven't, read your stories, cry with you, laugh with you.......and that person, that unselfish person is none other than the ONLY "EMPRESS" of gatherland...ME!!! Therefore, be so informed that i will be around to see you all, sooner or later.Feel free to come visit me at your pleasure, but i AM!! and intend to BECOME>>>your EMPRESS, coming soon in full color........

                                               ((((disclaimer..the EMPRESS will not delete any god, godess, or other deities if they behave, as gatherland is large enough for all, and none but brave lil me is willing to Lead))))))







           
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Comments: 135

penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:25pm EST
(((blowing kisses to the lovely dancing mistress)))
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 9:26pm EST
Phew...I'm safe being nothing but a lowly pee-on then!
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:27pm EST
oohh, rob, i luv pee-ons...come and join me, and you shall have dancing...um....boys? at your feet...
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:30pm EST
scads, SCADS i say, for dancing boys chase the BLUES away.... we shall have no BLUES
on my watch, no matter HOW many dancing boys we must sacrifice!!! (heh,heh)
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:34pm EST
(((looks at watch, runs out for the evening, looking for cute dancing boys to sacri...wait...um HIRE, yeah.......hire)))))
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 9:35pm EST
I just thought being King meant I got to drink a lot and the knights got me home in one piece.
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:37pm EST
lol, you are safe, oh king, for you are lazy and beloved....just keep outta my way...savvy??? here, sweetie, have another drinkie poo...that's a GOOD king!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 9:39pm EST
YUM !!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 9:39pm EST
(the bubbles tickle)
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:40pm EST
See, oh, King? i mean no harm...here have a few more...
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:41pm EST
and right behind the throne is ((((whispers in king peters ear...he runs behind the throne to find his secret pleasure)))))))
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:42pm EST
we must keep royalty HAPPY, so i may put gatherland together as it should be....they would just run around, yelling for attention and points if we do not keep them, ah...entertained...
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 9:45pm EST
You're aren't abusing the key to La La Land's moon are you?
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 9:45pm EST
I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE !!!

(That means it's pretty dang good)
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 9:45pm EST
I need some cheese now so I'm not TOO hung in the morning.
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 9:46pm EST
YUM
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:47pm EST
swiis, just for you oh, king...and LOOK...a million bucks for the queen, so she can shop till she drops,lol... ((see, see what a sweetie the empress is?))
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:47pm EST
What? Huh? What!
Paidra Delayno Jan 26, 2008, 9:48pm EST
Too hung? Is that possible? Where's Delight? She needs in on this.
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:48pm EST
I do not care what you call me, just do not call me an ALTER!
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:49pm EST
yes, lady nee...i have decided to take my given calling seriously...i BECOME!!!
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:50pm EST
You have seen me.
You have talked to me.
Soon we shall be partying together.
Soon we shall be carousing together.

Oh my God, I partied with some time people before.
I have partied with some high crime people before (I think).
But NEVER with an Empress!
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:50pm EST
ooh, paidra, you wayward beaty of a child...i quite forgot to warn the populanve that YOU may want to take over...well, we shall sedate them first, then perhaps you may get to play, my sweet, power hungry child... *HUG*
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:50pm EST
Do I get a TITLE too. . .
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:51pm EST
or am I forever to be NEEEEEEEEEEEEE
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:51pm EST
David wants to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Paidra Delayno Jan 26, 2008, 9:51pm EST
Send the queen out for snacks. I think she could possibly handle that chore. I, Paidra, Daughter of Death, Ruler of La Te Da, bow to you, penni d. EMPRESS OF THE UNIVERSE. I have my military ready to defend you to the death if necessary. The queen is finished.
(the crowd goes WILD!!!! There is cheering in all quarters!!!)
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:52pm EST
Some theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng

boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:52pm EST
Lady Nalita Californiawine/fine/georgia peach W. lol, how much MORE title can your frame handle??? lol
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 9:52pm EST
You can always choose your title as I did mine. I am the moon princess
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:53pm EST
I think I stand around and chat in the hallways

better than watcheeeeeeeeeeeeeng

movies of no significant content.

Does he get a title, too?

The prince of greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:54pm EST
yes, ashley, and i shall visit you often on your lovely moon...all who have titles keep them, dear,, but REALLY...gather needs a kind leader!! that would be me...and heaven help you all if my lovely child, paidra ever takes over,lol...she isn't always as kind as her mommy...
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:55pm EST
But I do not want that title.

Tom forced it on me. He said I was STUCK with it because of HIS roast. Penni, that is what he told; I'm serious.

You can change that.
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:55pm EST
Nalita...check out ashleys' moon, of which so much hard work was done...
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:56pm EST
Okay, okay. I want to be the Official Spiritual Advisor

Now. How's that?
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 9:56pm EST
Heck, as long as I get dancing boys at my feet, I'll stay just a plain, old pee-on. Dance for me, boys...dance! Lap dances are nice, too. And do I get to choose one to be my own private dancer? (I sounded like Tina Turner there for a second.)
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:56pm EST
I do not see a moon. I see Ashley. NO mOON
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:57pm EST
se, Rob...i TOLD you !!! All you gatherites need is leadership, and a few dancing boys,lol...
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:57pm EST
Official Spiritual Advisor for Gather. I charge.
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:57pm EST
(((nee, click on ashleys name)))
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:58pm EST
I charge by the comments and not by the hour!
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:58pm EST
oooh, that is GOOOD< Lady...since you are my sisterinspirit... you are hereby so NAMED,lol>>>>
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 9:59pm EST
I only have 15 minutes before I must leave. . .

Are you going to roll with it or . . .oh okay. it's like that, is it????
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 9:59pm EST
noooo, comments are free, lady...OTHER attention may be charged by the hour...ha
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:00pm EST
Named what????? Charge by the comment Official Spiritual Advisor.???
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 10:00pm EST
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977233934
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:00pm EST
I don't charge...I give it away for free. Sample anyone?
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 10:00pm EST
there's a tour of the moon.
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:00pm EST
oooooooooooooo.

I have had offers made like that on Gather before.
:=0
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:01pm EST
lol, no comment....
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 10:01pm EST
Hi Lady Nalita !!!

(and that was HUNG as in HUNG OVER)

Remember in MAME - the kid runs in, in the morning, and she yells "Auntie Mame is hung!"
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:01pm EST
Our mission is to give attention to those in need...agreed???
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:02pm EST
Penni:

Tell my first client that whatever the question is,

the answer; "Everything shall be alright."
~~~signed Lady Nee, Official Spiritual Advisor!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 26, 2008, 10:02pm EST
Hi Rob !!!
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:02pm EST
lol, king Peter...i thought you were busy behind the throne with my lil gift, the dancing girl, pi-pi??
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:02pm EST
Nalita is just sooooooooo beautiful, don't you all think?
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:03pm EST
Greetings, your royal highness. *The pee-on bows to King Peter*
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:03pm EST
But Penni, ooops, Empress

Peter says I'm hung. My response: Dear King of Lala. Everything shall be hung alright.
~~signed Official Spiritual Advisor of Gather
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:04pm EST
Rob, "everything will be allright" according to our dead on spiritual advisor, the lovely lady Nalita...
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:05pm EST
Dear Rob,

You are beautiful and do not worry about it. Everything shall be alright.
~~signed Official Spiritual Advisor of Gather
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:05pm EST
No, no, King peter has imbibed a bit much of the finest kings treasure,100proof...he is hung, not you!!
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:05pm EST
Hey, why is his highness grabbing me by the back of my head and forcing me to stay to down? And why is Pi-Pi sitting there looking all bored?
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:05pm EST
I already told him, Empress!
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:06pm EST
oops....should i have provided Paul-paul????
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:06pm EST
yes, you are hot tonight, lady...two clients already!!!
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:08pm EST
Dear Rob,

Just because his highness is grabbing you by the back of your head and forcing you to stay to down, do not be concerned. "Everything shall be alright
~~signed Official Spiritual Advisor of Gather
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:08pm EST
oh, dear, lost track of paidra...she SO wants to chop off a head or two!!!
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:09pm EST
Thank you, Empress and remember.
Hot or not
Everything shall be alright!
~~signed Official Spiritual Advisor of Gather
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:10pm EST
ooh, 3 clients already..see, see? you are needed, my dear...
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:10pm EST
If Paidra wants to chop off a head or two. . .you know the drill by now
Everything shall be. . .what???

That's right
Everything shall be alright.
~~signed Official Spiritual Advisor of Gather
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:11pm EST
Thank you, beautiful Nalita. Then I should just do what his highness says and not fight the feeling...because everything shall be alright. *Grabs the tip money from Pi-Pi* I might not charge, but I do accept tips...even the royal jewels.
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 10:11pm EST
She's sure to end up in La La Land Moon Penitentary eventually... Bad place
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:11pm EST
got it...got it,lol
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:12pm EST
ha, Ashley, not with the weapons THAT girl has...WOOZA!!!
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:12pm EST
Indeed, there are many indeed of spiritual guidance.

I am here for you all. . .

PEACE my children ~~~ Peace PEACE!

Everything shall be alright.
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:12pm EST
And let's watch out what heads are being chopped off here!
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:13pm EST
Rob is ready to move to level 2, Empress!

Proceed, Rob!!!!
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:13pm EST
Not yours, Rob...would ya mind giving the Kings "jewels" back when you are done?
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 10:14pm EST
Who said any person needed to catch her? Or trials even? Remember the one thing the key I gave, won't open? That's all I need.
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:14pm EST
As long as it is not our heads Rob, remember, Everything shall be alright. . .
sheila b. Jan 26, 2008, 10:14pm EST
king i'll buy you a drink
cheers
what about the rumor
heads will roll is what i hear
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:15pm EST
Rob is "official "PEE-ON...and uh...uh...royal "jewel" holder...
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 26, 2008, 10:15pm EST
. . .and now I am off to TERRORIZE those poor souls at the movie theatre

oh no, poor things!

mooohahahahahhaaha!
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:15pm EST
Okay...when I'm done, but I'm not done yet.
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:16pm EST
Hi, sheila..i am trying to find out if paidra HAS chopped any off yet, lol...she has a loaded chopper and could be ANYWHERE....
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:18pm EST
night, lady...and do not worry, ashley...paidra is more than human and very canny...she will NOT get caught, no matter what she gets into...she has special abilities...
Rob Appell Jan 26, 2008, 10:19pm EST
Fair thee well, oh Spiritual Advisor Nalita...thank you for gracing my lowly presence with your extreme beauty and wisdom. I have been granted TWO official titles!
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 10:20pm EST
As does my thought room...
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 10:23pm EST
Oh a whim let's overthrow the king and queendom and rule ourselves
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:26pm EST
Ashley..you and paidra get together and do so with lalaland,lol..she wants to, i know...meanwhile, here i will stay, toiling for the underdog...you guys go, girl, go!!
Ashley B. Jan 26, 2008, 10:27pm EST
Hmm something to think about...make for some interesting writing anyway...
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:28pm EST
now you're thinking, Ash....Now your'e thinking... :)
sheila b. Jan 26, 2008, 10:32pm EST
i rather like this king
penni d. Jan 26, 2008, 10:36pm EST
me too, lol...so we give him cheese and drink...he is happy...as a king should be...
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jan 26, 2008, 10:42pm EST
The UnMinister is here,
Let me make it clear
That you can kiss my rear.
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jan 26, 2008, 10:43pm EST
I wore a bonnet
and wrote a sonnet.

I had a roll,
with butter on it.
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jan 26, 2008, 10:44pm EST
I will make a dress
for the new empress

For her to bless
My lovliness.
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jan 26, 2008, 10:45pm EST
Rob gets down
With Peters crown.
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jan 26, 2008, 10:45pm EST
Nobody's home
so I'll go roam.
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jan 26, 2008, 10:46pm EST
How many words can you make out of kiss my ass?
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jan 26, 2008, 10:46pm EST
Name anything that starts with any letter.