by amy s.
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March 9, 2007

Clumsiest Thing You have ever done?

October 05, 2009 04:29 PM EDT
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What is the clumsiest thing you have ever done?

What did you break doing that clumsiest thing?

I wonder you can come up with the clumsiest thing that they ever done.

Please make this true.

I just want to find out if what I did was the clumsiest thing done ever on gather?

 

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Comments: 34

Clumsy? I can out clumsy just about everyone here, bet I can outclumsy you too, or if I can't, my son and husband can. :)

Have you ever hit a ski lodge from the bunny slope? HARD? Our son did.

Have you ever fallen off of one of those things that you're not supposed to fall off of - oh.. they were ski's, when you go over a hill and they go backwards? My husband did!

Is the only way you can ice skate on your butt? That would be me.

Bring 'em on.

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I really want to hear these!

Marilyn

PS: I've got more!
Well.. .where are all the embarrassed clumsy people on here? It's NOT just us, is it?
amy s. Oct 5, 2009, 5:02pm EDT
lol that is too funny for words
amy s. Oct 5, 2009, 5:02pm EDT
1n 1999
I sold kid shoes
I bought a pair of black black platform candy Sketchers sneakers
I used to sell them to the kids.
I went to the gym
Went on the tredmail
Wound up with Tendenititis
amy s. Oct 5, 2009, 5:02pm EDT
In 2001
I was not looking where I was going
I was walking down the stairs
I started to act flirty
BAM ! ! !
I fell down two flights of stairs
I would up having my ankle bone go out of ailingnment.
Plus my ego was bruised
amy s. Oct 5, 2009, 5:03pm EDT
In 2004 I was working at Chuck E Cheese
I had to play Chuck E Cheese
My foot got stuck on the water ski ride
The kid got on
The game started
Everything went black
The next thing I knew Chuck E Cheese was on the floor
I had broken my ankle
Last year , in 2008, the movie crew was here.
I saw a handsome young man with a great body in a tight motocycle uniform
I keept my eyes on him
did not see where i was going
BAM ! ! !
I walked into a train platform pole.
OUCH ! !
Luckily nothhing was broken, except my ego.
amy s. Oct 5, 2009, 5:03pm EDT
A couple of weeks ago
I had the flu
went to day program though
tried to cross the street for food
BAM! ! !
I blacked out
I landed and broke my bad ankle.
Luckily my ego is not bruised.
Aha, she says what?

Let's see, I had a heavy closet door literally fall on me -- YES, I went to the Dr., who told me take it easy for a couple days. I had insurance back then. I need a hip replacement and guess what I don't have - insurance. I am an idiot sometimes.

M
Tina M. Oct 5, 2009, 5:39pm EDT
my hubby and I were in Canada on a fishing trip...we were in the camps aluminum flat bottom boat and after fishing for a while we decited to take a break and go for a walk on one of the small ilands of the lake. it was raining and when we got back to the boat my hubby got in first so he could start the motor after I got in to get us off the rocks we were parked on. so here I am still in my rain suit and rubber boots, I put one foot over in the boat and my other foot on the rocks slips and the boat starts moving out and I am doing the splits in mid air and then falling on my ass! We both are cracking up as I finally climb into the boat soakin wet. Yes my family got to see all this later when we got home because my hubby being such a sweetheart was filming me all the time!
Tina M. Oct 5, 2009, 6:02pm EDT
yes they are hahaha I still laugh everytime I think about it! Oh but he was always catching me on film doing something silly! and yes I still have the films in my collection! whenI need to laugh I just get one out and watch it!
Mark N. Oct 5, 2009, 6:14pm EDT
Oh I'll just bet you're oozing with childhood stories you want to tell us about Lynn, come on fess up. Us hubbies are good for something occasionally. Amy pray tell girl, you're a walking accident with that bad ankle you got. Good stories. Thanks for sharing that with us, we all can use the humor for a break.
Umm, Mark? Do tell some of yours :)
This has turned into an amazing discussion of stupidity. I love it.

Got one.

It was icy out, but I was going in to work - the driveway was all ice and as I got the car door open, my feet went flying and I landed hard UNDER the car, (butt bruises!) with only my head sticking out.

Yes, I got out, after almost a half hour of wiggling anything and everything - I also was so late to work by then, that I went in all wet.
amy s. Oct 7, 2009, 6:12pm EDT
eeek that must of been some CAR ACCIDENT
Mark N. Oct 5, 2009, 6:27pm EDT
One of my clumsiest moments would go back to when my father in law and I were building or I should say digging a trench for a leach field in our backyard. I was young, strong and stupid. I had a wheel barrow full of dirt and was running down to the trench hole with it with our son running beside me, racing me as you will. The wheel barrow hit a small hole, stopped cold, tipped over with me still holding on and threw me through the air over it. I landed on a rock which left a nickel size hole in my leg and a severly bruised ego, after all my son won the race not to mention the laughter he got from the show of dad flying through the air with the greatest of ease.
I remember that, we all were laughing.
Jan S. Oct 5, 2009, 6:45pm EDT
The most humiliating clumsy act was falling down the entire staircase at The Grande Ballroom in 1968. You see, I remember it well, including the year. There were so many witnesses and teenagers are so easily embarrassed.

My personal favorite clumsy act was trying to put on a pair of jeans. I got one leg in and the other foot got caught. I started falling, but hopped one-legged across the room, ending up with one foot in the wastebasket. No one saw it and I did not break anything, but did I laugh! Where is a video camera when ya need one?
That was YOU in the Grande Ballrooom? :)

The time Dad started his riding mower on fire (with gasoline) and ran to put it out with the garden hose. I ran after him, turned it off, he swore at me, turned it back on - repeated many times - it burnt to death in the driveway.
Mark N. Oct 5, 2009, 10:16pm EDT
Thanks for posting at Grass Roots Writing
Featured with many thanks Amy
Mark
amy s. Oct 7, 2009, 6:01pm EDT
dear Marilyn I tottaly understand what it means to have not insurance. When I fell down the stairs I was in the middle of jobs and did not have health insurance.
What God will not teach us, hiuh?
amy s. Oct 7, 2009, 6:02pm EDT
dear Lynn you are right I still have a mighty go lucky be happy ego but that is what life has taught me to have.
amy s. Oct 7, 2009, 6:04pm EDT
Tina now if your a "filmed" accident dose not take the cake I do not know what does.
I know your ego must have busted than but at least you have a great sense of hummor now and then
amy s. Oct 7, 2009, 6:10pm EDT
thanks everyone for enjoying my clumsiness stories.
I just wish someday they figure out why I blackout!
amy s. Oct 7, 2009, 6:16pm EDT
I just remembered that when I was a kid
I was packing up the car to go on the family trip to Orlando
I locked the door and slammed to make sure it was tight
Ouch!
I looked down and all of a sudden my thumb was stuck in the car door
and there was no way to open the door
I screemed bloody murder
my brother came out to see what i had done and started to laugh
I screamed for my mom
She hollared back "what's wrong, Amy?
My thumb is stuck in the locked door I screamed.
She came rushing out with Kate, my sister, in her arms, and the keys
luckily all that happened was that I hurt my thumb and my ego
amy s. Oct 7, 2009, 6:19pm EDT
When I was a teenager my mom, bro, sis, and me went to Yogi Bear Camp Ground
I was swinging on the swing
Higher and Higher I went
All of a sudden as I swung back
Snap
One of the chains came loose and I went flying
I landed inches from the slide landing on my but
lol
I had hurt by tailbone, my thumb and improved my EGO
I kept laughing
I thought it was funny how I sailed through the air landed inches from the slide and just hurt my thumb and tailbone

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