Contest for Clummsiest thing someone has done?

I went to Day Program with the flu. Started to cross the street.
Blacked out.
Landed on my bad ankle.
Wound up with a broken ankel.

We had the movies come to Lynn, Ma.
There was a cute white skinny guy with a great build wearing a motocycle uniform.
I turned my head and kept looking at him as I was walking
BAM
I walked into a heavy cement train bridge pole.

In 2004 I was working at Chuck E Cheese
I had to play Chuck E Cheese
My foot got stuck on the water ski ride
The kid got on
The game started
Everything went black
The next thing I knew Chuck E Cheese was on the floor
I had broken my ankle

In 2001
I was not looking where I was going
I was walking down the stairs
I started to act flirty
BAM ! ! !
I fell down two flights of stairs
I would up having my ankle bone go out of ailingnment.
Plus my ego was bruised

1n 1999
I sold kid shoes
I bought a pair of black black platform candy Sketchers sneakers
I used to sell them to the kids.
I went to the gym
Went on the tredmail
Wound up with Tendenititis

About 7 yrs ago, I decided if I was an "artist" what did I need with wall paper or such to decorate the wall by my spa garden tub? So I drew a graph picture of a lattice with lilacs hanging from it, and copied it onto the wall. OK so far. For the flowers I used stamps with acrylic paints, but I had to paint in the lattices free hand. Co ordinated well, so far.
Then I decided since it was looking so GOOD, I would continue the flowers along the top over the window and down the other end wall like a vine. RIGHT! Trouble is, I was standing on a 6 ft. ladder inside the tub and had to go up and down the ladder to keep getting more paints. PLUS, I worked barefoot. (It's my THING). Well, guess what?
As I came down the ladder one time and stepped over onto the side of the tub to get to the floor, CRASH! I ended up flat on my back on the floor, hitting my head on the tub and
turning my right leg and ankle under me. For a minute I laid there and thought, "Am I dead?" No, I wasn't. But, I was darn lucky to come out with a sore ankle and bump on my head. Did I learn my lesson? NO! I still go up on ladders in my barefeet!

Dear Carol P. dude that must be the clummisest thing I have ever heard of.
I am so glad that nothing but a sore ankle came out of the deal
How is the ankle doing right now?