My wife hates this character but I feel like he's based on me.
"White Gold" is the cheesy 80's metal god spokesman for milk. Just an ordinary chump who was transformed by a heavenly guitar filled with milk.
I totally relate to this guy. I 
feel like he is my twin. I aim for the same dopey vibe anyway. My wife is in denial. She's married to White Gold. Of course my miracle guitar was filled with beer but other than that we're almost the same person.
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http://www.milkquarious.com/#/rock-opera/normal-mode
I esp liked the lyrics to "You're almost as beautiful as me"
I'm having an 80s flashback!