Science Exam Answers

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers :

 Q: Name the four seasons.
 A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
 safe to drink.
 A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
 large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


 Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
 perspire.

 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love
 this!)
 A: Keep it in the cow.

 Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
 A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
 All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is
 no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget
 where the sun joins in this fight.

 Q: What are steroids?
 A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

 Q: What happens to your body as you age?
 A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
 intercontinental.

 Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
 A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
 adultery.

 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
 A: Premature death.

 Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g.,
 abdomen)
 A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium,
 the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains
 the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
 abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.


 Q: What is the fibula?
 A: A small lie.

 Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this
 one...)
 A: Nearby.

 Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian
 Section.'
 A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome


 Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
 A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

C);-)