I can't believe my good fortune. As most of you know, last month I received a Gather email from Priscilla who wanted to get to know me better. I tried giving her a call at the number she sent Peter Wimsey, but all I got was an irate man yelling at me in French. I thought my shot at true love was over, but then, something incredible happened.
Yesterday, I received the following in my Gather mail.
Hello dear,
how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as is my pleassure to contact you after viewing your profile which really interest me in having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future. i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all
about each other,here is my email (linda_jonah03@yahoo.com)
i will be waiting to
hear from you as i wish you all the best for your
day.
yours Miss linda
Can it be possible? Another lady looking for love? I wrote her back asking for more info but she now has zeros before and after her name, which leads me to suspect she's already gone.
Should I try her Yahoo address?
Sorry, forgot to include the link to my first shot at love.
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good luck mate...
I'm totally jealous. No one loves me.
Boy she likes you so much. She has to change names just to keep up with you.
and BOY, was he surprised at his first 5 e-mails...all hot young "THANGS"...just wanting to LOVE him..lol..he thought I had talked him into a singles cyberspace....Now, don't keep 'em all to yourself,lupo....'Twill wear ya out!!! also your bank account.... :)
(if your need them, I have tons of emails offering me discount viagra and patches and pills for any lengthening you could desire!)
seriously - this is too funny GM - Thanks!
Honey, I think you should just take a look around the neighborhood for your tru love. I wouldn't put lot of creedence in Miss Linda or anyone else that pops up from Yahoo.
I had Ms. Dorris stopping by several times from Yahoo to my IM window telling how hot and sexy I was and how she could change my life. Would I like to meet her in Watercooler yada yada chat room? Sheesh. I don't even swing that way. Poor dears, I don't think they look too closely at gender identities. LOLOLOL!
Lainie what are you talking about? You are a well loved personality!
I have been worrying about you ever since your sent the car title and all those clothes to the ungrateful Priscilla.
Here's hoping that you will find true love with Miss Linda.
Hmmm.... A tall, dark, handsome lothario?
Boo-hoo-hoo.
Lance, is believing in punctuation like believing in Tinker Bell? If we stop, will it just go away?
And I hate to say it but it seems that there are them porn bots here as well as on yahoo. My friends and I used to have fun thinking up creative deaths for each one.
Not only is there another Lance on the site.
But, Matt got the same offers that I did.
Contacted them both, they both swore they would "Love you long time, Joe"
at $5.00 for the first minute and $1.00 for each additional minute." I was a little confused because they called me Joe, but they where very helpful and didn't want any cash. Although they did want to see my credit card numbers.
I've never been one from stopping another feel special.
In fact, I go out of my way to make people feel special - ask Ina.
It has nothing to do with your shoes Ina. They are genuinely awestruck like deers in headlights by your grace and beauty.*
*does that get me any points at all Ina?
That's the look I was going for. I used to love going to Woolworth's as a kid. I'd make a beeline for the toy department. Last time I shopped at one was when I lived in New York in the early nineties.
Oh, definitely don't let Lance hear that. He can come up with many odd ways to make him feel special. Don't ask.
No, you'd have to post comments on your articles for points.
P.S. Thanks for reading - Democrats Unveiled as Jackasses!!!
Thanks, Altair. I need to know how serious this woman is. Were there lots of misspellings and grammar errors? If so, I know she's the one.
Oh, and I hate to tell you, but Miss Linda sends these emails to other men I know here on Gather. You must be heartbroken at the thought. ; )
Hello Dear ,
My name is Mr DD Dopa I got your contact details at (gather.com ) and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each other better.
My e-mail (dduu2dopas@yahoo.co.uk)
I quite believe that we can start from here since it takes one to know someone. I want you to understand that race or distance does not matter but loving and caring matters a lot in life. I look forward to hearing more from you and send your picture and your email adress to me and i will send my own picture when i see and hear from you
Yours truly,
DD Dopa,
Is Miss Linda already installed in Matt's love nest, or did Lance get there first (so to speak)?