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"I don't like it when you're naked."

November 24, 2007 03:04 PM EST

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This morning I was using the bathroom and doing what I believe most people do when using the toilet. The bathroom door was closed. Suddenly, I heard little footsteps running down the hall and the bathroom door (along with every shred of my privacy) flew open. My four year old son Gabriel stuck his head in and informed me that he was going upstairs to find something.

"Alright, honey, go ahead."

The door slammed shut and he ran halfway down the hallway. Then I heard the footsteps stop and he came running back to the bathroom. The door was flung open again and I was informed, "I don't like it when you're naked."

"I'm sorry, son, I can't go to the bathroom while fully clothed. Perhaps if you don't like seeing mommy naked you shouldn't burst through the closed door when she's peeing."

I then quickly pulled up my pants and shot back, "There, I'm not naked anymore."

"Oh, thank you!"

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Comments: 35

Dena A. Nov 24, 2007, 3:09pm EST

Ha .. kids! Do you ever notice they are perfectly happy and content until you go in the bathroom .. weither it be to go 'potty' or take a bath or shower. Then all the sudden they need you 'now' and its never something that can wait! My kids do this all the time. The second I get in there they bust through the door because they are fightin with each other or some other reason ..... I swear I lost all privacy and dignity when I had kids! My ex husband .. and ex boyfriend were just as bad. Got to the point I had to lock the bathroom door when I go in there .. and even then they (kids and ex's) would be banging at the door for one reason or another!

The other day my four year old and I were playing in the living room. I got up and he asked "where are you going mom?" I told him " I have to go pee" he looked back at me and said "but you don't even have a pee pee" LOL ... I didn't know what to say to that!

"I don't like it when you're naked."

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