by Infinity M.
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May 21, 2007

Understanding men

December 09, 2008 09:56 PM EST
views: 67 | comments: 21

Explains a lot...

MEN FINALLY EXPLAINED!!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.                      

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't
think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and, thank God, are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when
we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

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Comments: 21

Samantha V. Dec 9, 2008, 9:58pm EST
LOL!!!
Mary M. Dec 9, 2008, 10:00pm EST
That's cute.
Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Dec 9, 2008, 10:04pm EST
You are speaking the truth.
Ali C. Dec 9, 2008, 10:12pm EST
Sounds about right :-)
Marianne R. Dec 9, 2008, 10:13pm EST
LOL
elizabeth e. Dec 9, 2008, 10:21pm EST
I'm just smiling....you really do have a pretty slanted view on men! Lol
Renita P. Dec 9, 2008, 10:32pm EST
ROFL!!! Good one!
Holli G. Dec 9, 2008, 10:38pm EST
LMBO, this is SO true
Steph-in-NE ..... Dec 9, 2008, 10:40pm EST
I love this yet I have Mr Perfect. he is not ugly nor handsome not rich nor poor, nor mean nor the nicest either But I be damn he sure aint GAY
Peggy C. Dec 9, 2008, 11:11pm EST
Good article.
Janie E. Dec 9, 2008, 11:22pm EST
LOL!!!! And they say we are difficult to understand!!!!!
J R B. Dec 9, 2008, 11:58pm EST
LOL Thanks for posting to Happy People
http://happypeople.gather.com/
Elaine S. Dec 10, 2008, 6:40am EST
Great post
April B. Dec 10, 2008, 6:55am EST
lol!
Cathi L. Dec 10, 2008, 10:05pm EST
Thanks for posting to The Joker!
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Debra H. Dec 11, 2008, 2:39am EST
Thanks for posting to Spamn It All
Pamela K. Dec 12, 2008, 10:49pm EST
LOL
Linda B. Dec 16, 2008, 9:47pm EST
The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't
think we are beautiful enough.

"Somewhat hetero"....is that like "a little bit pregnant"?

But DAMN if it ain't true!
Andrea (Ms. Conservative) L. Dec 17, 2008, 1:38pm EST
Catching up on emails - Merry Christmas!
ron h. Dec 18, 2008, 2:07am EST
VERY FUNNY ! Thank you for posting to THE JOKER Proud owner!Mushroom Thank You Pictures, Images and Photos
Elizabeth S. Feb 15, 2009, 2:56pm EST
This explains so much.
Can't wait to share this with friends.

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