by debra g.

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The Errand

November 25, 2008 07:28 PM EST

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Uncle Jack is at it again.More hummor to share.

You Gotta Love The Irish
The Errand
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini,
each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed,
the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me", said a customer,
who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done,
"what was that all about?"
"Nothin', said the Irishman,
"me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"

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Comments: 37

C C. Nov 25, 2008, 7:30pm EST

this is funny!

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Cindy B. Nov 25, 2008, 7:31pm EST

LOL =)

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Dan R. Nov 25, 2008, 7:33pm EST

ROFLOL!!!

That is a good one!

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Elaine S. Nov 25, 2008, 7:35pm EST

LMBO

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t w. Nov 25, 2008, 7:37pm EST

LOL

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Sassy Cat Nov 25, 2008, 7:49pm EST

too cute!

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Shaunee C. Nov 25, 2008, 7:50pm EST

Very cute.

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Bob B. Nov 25, 2008, 7:59pm EST

LOL! Good one.

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R B Nov 25, 2008, 8:12pm EST

smart way to do his job.

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Altair driving around the neighborhood and waving Nov 25, 2008, 8:12pm EST

Good one!

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Melanie B. Nov 25, 2008, 8:32pm EST

roflmbo that is too funny.

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Melanie B. Nov 25, 2008, 8:32pm EST

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Nancy S. Nov 25, 2008, 8:34pm EST

That was a good one. Clever man.

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Penny M. Nov 25, 2008, 8:57pm EST

Thanks for posting to Endless Points

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Beth G. Nov 25, 2008, 9:19pm EST

lol im surprised he could talk after that. haha

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Sandra L. Nov 25, 2008, 9:22pm EST

Your uncle is a hoot. Great joke.

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J R B. Nov 25, 2008, 9:40pm EST

Good joke.

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Kevin E. Nov 25, 2008, 9:49pm EST

Very funny

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Larry H. Nov 25, 2008, 9:59pm EST

thanks for sharing..

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Amy H. Nov 25, 2008, 11:15pm EST

Thanks for posting your content to the Group: We comment back Smileycons!

Smileycons!

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Janet "Jax" B. Nov 26, 2008, 12:41am EST

LOL...love that one.

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edna r. Nov 26, 2008, 2:12am EST

cute

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Stephannie H. Nov 26, 2008, 6:14am EST

LOL.. funny

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Denise B. Nov 26, 2008, 9:55am EST

lol

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Christian J. Nov 26, 2008, 4:40pm EST

that is so funny

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Chelle M. Nov 26, 2008, 8:19pm EST

That was cute! Thanks for sharing!

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Amanda "middle of nowhere" C. Nov 27, 2008, 8:00am EST

Thanks for the laugh, Debra!

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denise e Nov 27, 2008, 10:25am EST

thanks for sharing :)

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William M. Nov 28, 2008, 10:26pm EST

Very good.

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Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Nov 29, 2008, 4:30pm EST

LMAO good one!!!

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donna h. Nov 29, 2008, 8:00pm EST

very funny

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Mary Bee Nov 30, 2008, 1:08pm EST

love it

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Anne G. Dec 1, 2008, 3:48pm EST

Very funny!!!

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Kimber L. Dec 5, 2008, 1:52pm EST

LOL

Thank you for posting to Make me Laugh

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Debra H. Dec 13, 2008, 6:07am EST

LOL cute!

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