Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday. This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke. My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even though the joke had no nudity, profanity or anti-God message. Today's joke also excludes all of that, it does however make a reference to adults and sex, which last time I looked was an integral part of being human. So please, enjoy this; and no Christianity bashing okay, the Lord knows where my heart lies and it lies with Him. Besides, I am willing to bet Jesus had a sense of humor. - Robert
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell
me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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My good time today will be at the Senior Center having my toenails cut.
marty
Nah, I don't think so.
Christian do not judge, if they do well they will be answering to a higher person.
Joke are Jokes, meant to be funny, The Good Lord wants us to be happy, have some fun, it is your heart & soul the Father is interested in. Sorry to here christian not behaving very well. Those ones should be a shame of there selfs .Human with fault all of us. Make Christians look bad, shame on them.
way to funny
Thanks for making me smile & laugh
I so needed this today.
Laughing out the door
oh
wait
forgot
10
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leaving behind a gift of ten.
God Bless my
brother
in
Christ
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