Replacement Windows - Another of my...

"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet. Hellloooo?

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"?
(I told him). "It's been a year"! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up...he hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence again."

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William M. Oct 30, 2007, 5:16pm EDT

I love it.

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The Red Headed Witch of Gather G. Oct 30, 2007, 5:17pm EDT

LOL Your grandma is funny

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Maureen Long Oct 30, 2007, 5:38pm EDT

This is a good one!

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Cynthia W. Oct 30, 2007, 5:45pm EDT

Too funny!

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Eric Cabot Steed Oct 30, 2007, 6:29pm EDT

Rolling on the Floor with Laughter ... By the way, the conventional way of expressing that term does not work with Gathers code- It's kinda like trying to use the: <center>Command</center>Obviously we're not using HTML 2 or 3 ...

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Kay M. Oct 30, 2007, 7:42pm EDT

That's funny.

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Nan G. Oct 30, 2007, 9:43pm EDT

Isn't it great to be blond. It matches my comment that I wouldn't live long enough to pay off my school loans. I remind them of that often and I still think I may be right.

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Emma L. Oct 30, 2007, 11:05pm EDT

funny!

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debra g. Oct 30, 2007, 11:35pm EDT

very cute,you can't beat the little old women.

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Keva B. Oct 31, 2007, 12:22am EDT

okay I need a funny grandma like yours!!!

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Selene N. Oct 31, 2007, 12:35am EDT

Oh yeah, I read this a while ago but it's still so funny.

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Michael C. Oct 31, 2007, 10:31am EDT

LOL
I've seen that joke before... still funny though!

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j - Frugal Mom - r. Dec 9, 2007, 1:46pm EST

Stacie I wish you a wonderful holiday season, may all your Christmas wishes come true.

As a Christmas present to you, I will leave this holiday greeting on all of your articles.

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Replacement Windows - Another of my grandma's jokes

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