I am starting a new group.. This group is going to be a very big thing. You guys should know about it before it becomes the talk of the town. I feel that I should give you a little insight so that you are prepared. I am also recruiting new members. I need some soldiers some followers.. Some dedicated souls in my group. It is after all a noble and good cause. So, let me explain my thinking to you.
During my life I have met people who were dedicated to one cause or another. Normally their causes wrapped around a hatred for someone or something. I have never really felt that I hated anyone or anything enough to join one of these groups. I suppose that is where this great idea came into play. I need to belong to some really intense club. I need to belong. I have to do something noble with my life. If not then why am I here?
I have dealt with churches. Now, this one hates that one. I have always considered myself to be a very good person. I have never really belonged to a church. I just read the bible and try and be a good person. I do believe in god and I do believe in Jesus.. So I suppose I am some sort of Christian. I am just not sure what sort. I can say I am not Catholic. I however have a lot of friends who are. I could not hate them or say with one hundred percent certainly that they are incorrect in their thinking. I am happy that they are devoted. I cannot condemn Muslims. I really don???t know much about their religion. I however feel that they believe in it and are better people for believing. I have no problem with them. Heck, I just can not justify hating any religious group. They are after all just as entitled to their opinions as am . I would never try and hurt someone for this reason.. I suppose I cannot be a religious fanatic. I suppose I cannot fit in there. I just try to allow others the same respect they should allow me.
I am a democrat. I do not however hate republicans. I sometimes don???t agree with certain democratic things. It does not make me a bad democrat. Just a person who believes differently some of the time. I do not hate republicans. I suppose they have their views and reasons for being a republican. I can respect that. I would never be able to be a political figure I suppose. But I am not going to join a hate group either. I am just gonna live and let live. I might however protest something that I do not believe in. I am not going to hate the other side for believing different then me.
Now this one is rough for me. I have known people who are against people for their sexual orientation. They use the bible to hide their narrow minded views behind. I am not hiding behind the bible.. It told me not to judge.. And I am not going judge. I have so many close friends and extended family who are same sex oriented. In my eyes.. Love is love.. I do not care who they love. I am just happy that they love someone. Is that wrong? No.. I think not. It would be wrong of me to say.. "Hey there... don???t love ... why don???t you hate like the rest of us." Love is after all something wonderful. I have never had a homosexual friend attack me and say.."you are gonna be gay or I am gonna kick your butt." Everyone I have known in my life has been supportive and caring. Why would I hate someone who has never harmed me? I guess because they are different. If I liked mustard on my fries, then I would be different. Would you hate me? What a joke this hatred is.
Now, another hate club that I will not join. The lets hate everyone who is a different color than me. Okay now. This hatred goes every which way it can.. The whites hate the blacks. The blacks hate the whites. The yellows hate the reds... what we have here is a rainbow. I love a rainbow.. It is pretty. I however have never related it to hatred. I have always equated it with love. I will not hate anyone for their color. I will not hate anyone for loving someone of a different color. I just can not do it.. Cause guess what.. I like all colors. They all offer something to the rainbow. If one of them were gone, I would miss it. I can learn lessons from every color. I plan on taking advantage of those lessons. I plan on offering my love to them all. I could not be a member of a club that hates colors.
Perhaps I am odd. I maybe lack conviction. I have decided that I have to remedy it. I am now starting my own club. We are gonna have meetings and fuel the fire of our hatred. We are gonna carry signs.. And maybe even get violent.. My club... well if you need to know.. It is only for members of this world who can not seem to hate anything else. It is the porcupine haters club. I am not sure if it will bother the porcupines that we hate them. I do not think they can read the signs.. But that is the point. We will carry big signs that say "GO HOME YOU PRICKS" They wont be upset cause they cannot read. (At least I don???t think they can) Have a good day.. And if you want to join my club you are going to have to sign up bellow. I will let you know when the meetings will start. I will get some t-shirts printed up. We will finally belong to something. We will now have a hatred unlike the others. We will hate them all. We will not discriminate if they are gay porcupines, or poor porcupines, or white or black or yellow porcupines. They all get to share our hatred.. Okay.. Let???s do this then...
Just my thought for the day.. Love you all... heck I even love the porcupines.


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Ahem. I'm sorry.
This was a wonderful article. As someone who supports tolerance and is against hatred, I was reading it with some fervor. My 'rah-rah' moral cheerleader was waving pom-poms and following the dance.
Then I read the sign I was to hold and inhaled my gum during a convulsive laughing fit. "Go home you pricks!"
I'd volunteer to join your non-haters group, but I think I hate the fact that I have to go buy a new pack of gum.
I also don't know if I could muster the energy to truly hate porcupines.
Fate and Destiny
W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
So I'm not so upset like I was. I agree fully. Of course I fully reserve to hate someone for being just as you say a 'prick'. Now if I can just get those out of my life id be better.
I hope this article hits the charts cause you are right on sista.
Thanks for joining guys. Have a great night.
I love porcupines, so I guess the club will be after my porcupine-loving butt.
We will tolerate your sympathy for the porcupines. They are after all rather cute. Maybe you can start a hate group that only hates porcupine haters. But we will still like you anyway.
Smile and have a good night
An elderly woman who was passing by overheard and said,” You are wrong, young man. The North American Porcupine has a Quill of four inches and the South American species has a Quill of six inches. Their thingys are both the same size.”