There’s a new bat-ticker up, this time counting down the bat-days, bat-hours, bat-minutes, and bat-seconds until the undefinitive release date of the animated Wonder Woman movie. Maybe that makes them “wonder-days.” Take a look at it. Go on, I’ll wait. Tell you what, you’re taking too long; I’ll put it right here so you won’t have to strain your eyes by moving them a centimeter to the right.
Not bad, huh? Guess who made it. Me! It was fucking me! Since nobody else wants to hype up this movie, including Warner Bros. themselves, I had to create this widget myself using Sprout. Oracle ain’t got nothing on me.
And if you press that play-button on the bottom, it’ll play Charles Fox’s Wonder Woman theme song from the ’70s TV show. Or at least it’s supposed to. Something’s wrong with it and it actually sounds like a couple of zombies having sex. Angry sex. Help me, Oracle!
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