If it feels good...do it. I can only imagine the relief you feel now that I've reached the end of the line. I can't go without letting loose one more time. I've squeeze out about as much as I can. You may have gotten sick of all my posts today, but how would you like to be in my shoes? I'm the one who's had to sit here suffering all day. I know lots of you have had a rip roaring time with the contents under pressure I've been discussing. We've had some laughs as I've shared some gas. You really do have to admit...farts are funny. 
Not only are they hilarious at times, I'll bet you didn't know they were famous, too. 
Flatulence not only gets trapped in your olfactory senses, it gets caught on film and in music. I'm wondering how many of you have actually seen these films of listened to this compact disc. Not only that, I'm wondering how many will go out and try to rent the movies now...or buy the seasonal sounds of farting to stuff in a Christmas stocking.
I've gone well over my daily dosage of 14 farts probably threefold my now. I'm figuring some of you have let loose with your daily quota, too. If nothing else, you'll chuckle to yourself the next time you're in a store looking at Dutch Ovens. Don't be ashamed the next time you lift one cheek off the chair and have a bit of gas seep out. Be proud of your passing and announce to the world, 'I just farted...and it's too late. There's nothing you can do about it now.' Just remember some gift ideas if you happen to live with a farter like me.
There's always a gas mask. You'd better get two...a matching 'His' and 'Hers' set. Scented candles work, too. Best yet is to buy a bag of corks. Just stand back when that pressure builds. It could put an eye out when it lets fly. All good things must come to an end just like a bout of touchhole turbulence eventually dies. If all this bothers you; there's only one thing you can do. Wait until someone else enters the room, let it rip and place the blame on them. Excuse me...Bombs away!
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Farts aren't for playing with.
heh
Rick calls me an Iraqui because he says they only bomb at night...haaaaa!
I saw that video Shannon and I couldn't help but feel sorry for the damn fool. haaa!
I bet he is working on it right now.
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Not even right! LOL!
Thanks for the entertainment and the fart facts, lol.
"Somebody farted ... oh whoa oh oh, somebody farted! Standing in the welfare line, not sure whose behind, it wasn't mine, like the red sea parted cause some nasty f*cker on the floor just farted".
Don't know who sings it though.
follow this scenario here. I got up to you farting at Gather, I am going to bed and you are still here, farting at Gather. I have enough farts in this house between my dh and ds, I don't need any of yours.
Do you know what this means? It means we are great friends I guess or that I should lock you up with them two and ya'll can fart all day long and not subject me to all this smell!! LOL
GOd how I love your articles, no where's else, with no one else but here at Gather with you as the author!!
Good night!
You're too much Rob. :-)
Time to go and get rid of all of that you're carrying around now Rob! You'll feel pounds lighter once you do. :o)
It's by Third Bass, case you wanted to check it out.