For those of you who joined for part I - "Going to Hell Tomorrow - Help" I wanted to let you know that I am back home. I did not go to jail, I did not hurt anyone and all secrets were kept.
The directions that the girlfriend gave us were soooo wrong. It took 1hr and 45 min to get there when it should have taken 35 minutes. (She will so pay for that).
On the way down to the big party, my friend and I discussed how many times you could bite your tongue before it actually fell on the floor.
Well my dramatic scenario never came to pass. When we got there they had the minister stationed in the living room, far away from the rest of the party. I smiled, shook hands, went in the bathroom and washed them, and got introduced to the relatives.
They all love my son, were so glad to meet me and what a nice boy my Kyle is.
I ate, I smiled and I left.
We went back by way of my friends mother's house. It turned out that she lived one town over, so we visited with her. Now she's a keeper. We then went home the right way.
Total of 35 minutes for the return trip.
The hot fudge sundae with pecans was wonderful.
Thanks for all your support.
Over and out.


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(Good idea, to wash your hands! LOL)
What was the goddess of Gather's answer? What were the other numbers suggested?