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Alta B.
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March 1, 2007
Excuses people use to get drunk
December 26, 2007 02:37 PM EST
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We were talking the other day about all the excuses people can come up with to get drunk. We sure came up with an assortment of excuses. Here's one that we came up with. I'm poor and that depresses me so I get drunk. How many can you name?
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But some people make up stuff just to booze it up. For me it is just a special occasion when we drink. We do not go overboard.
Here are a few of them:
My job sucks
Now, I personally, make no excuses for my drinking; I am telling you honestly that were I to jump up on the fabled wagon, my local watering hole would have to lay off staff, and I do not want the guilt of causing someone's unfortunate unemployment on my conscience.... ;-)
And, Monica? Congratulations! That is truly an accomplisment to take pride in!
Actually, we emptied out all the hard liquor in our cabinet because it was covered with dust. Does hard booze go stale? Beer would go flat and wine to vinegar, but what about bourbon?
Ide better clean that whsky up for you.
you should be ashamed, i am hereby confiscating that drink and disposing of it properly!
I have hemeroids and the pain is unbearable,Ide better drink three bottles of something as fast as possible to cure the pain,hahahahaha!
Sports are on! It's a tradition!