1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
5. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
6. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
7. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
8. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
9. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
10. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
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12. Burping and passing gas is a sport
13. Any game with a ball of any sort is very entertaining
14. We forgive and forget very easily