Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist (or local bartender) about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Attraction to the same sex
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING :
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
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Comments: 29
Love the dude in the sombrero...what an expression on his face! But, I guess that's the "look" I'd have too if I were drunk enough to wear that thing on my head! Oh, and "warnings" 1, 2, and 3 are definitely me! Love it! :)
I love it!!!
Margaritas; especially the strawberry ones, my personal favorite, also effect your eyesight.
Some guys who started out looking , uhmmn just so-so, begin looking more and more like Brad Pitt as the evening, and the margaritas wear on.
It's temporary, though. Next day they're back to so-so!!
I love margaritas, especially frozen ones. The best in the tri-state area is at
Tierra Colombiana on N. 5th St. near Wyoming Ave. in Philadelphia.
paying it forward
There was time and she insisted that I would be alright. I was not. The whole time I was lying there with my mid section contorted and my breast being squeezed by an anvil that had a patent on it by Vincent Price...she kept telling me...the doctor will be in. "i need to get up! I am going to puke! ....console....console... "When is the doctor coming?
"soon...."
I thought my body was having an outer limits experience and my head was detached looking down at ME trying out for a line on the 'Pit and the Pendulum.'
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! After what seemed like an eternity the doctor came in and did what he got paid for. apology...apology...and no relaxation meds.
I was as ticked off as any one could have been in that situation.
As I was being taken back to earth another nurse had the pleasure of listening to me. She asked me how did I feel?
I looked at her, "You're kidding, right?"
She smiled, "...sorry."
"Say..." I said. "What'd ya say we take him and put him in that contraption, attach his gonads to it and tell him 'the doctor will be right in and don't forget the shot he asked for."
To make a long story short ( I know you might be thinking---too late) my friend had been waiting for me very patiently. She looked at me, I looked at her...one question was all she asked..............."Do you want margaritas or pina coladas?"
MARGARITAVILLE!!!!!! We went to Red Lobster and drank. My husband my the designated driver. I am not a drinker but sometimes 'times' call for drinking for what ailes you.