Dear Sabrina:
A friend forwarded me a copy of your letter about what that school did to your daughter. I agree with you—it is outrageous!! Its the kind of thing that they kept doing to me by the way--always accusing me of things I havent done. They never believed my explanations either.
For example, one time, I happened to be in the bathroom (except of course this was the boys bathroom) when the trash can caught on fire. Of course we had to evacuate the building. This was on a day we were doing those stupid state mandated tests and I had written a scathing exposé and condemnation of the testing industrial complex in the school newspaper so they thought it must have been me. It wasnt. Yes I brought the lighter to school and gave it to Matchstick who everyone said was a pyromaniac but to say I was supposed to know he would set something on fire is ridiculous. It’s a non sequitur. Its the kind of undue process the Constitution is supposed to protect us from!
I commend you for standing up for your child. My parents of course went with everything the school said. All that pair of bleating sheep did was “yessir, yessir” the principal and blame me for everything.
Let me know if there is any way in which I can assist you. (As long as it doesnt involve sending money—Im totally broke. Im also not very mobile at the moment, unfortunately.)
Keep up the fight,
Brian the BRAIN


Comments: 12
LOL! Fun post, Aniko! Nice to see the Brain around.
I've been missing Brian. Good to see him again.
I was beginning to think Brian had fallen off the face of the Wee Wee Map!
I see he's still as self effacing as he ever was, ;>D
Yeah. By that same logic: I knew my co-pilot had a drinking problem, but how was I to know he'd get wasted the night before an early flight, right? Not my fault, for just trying to stay on schedule, that we both wound up in the drink.
I guess I should have checked out the link first.
But this WAS funny!
Sabrina faces nothing compared to the unfair mess that the FBI has created for me.
For years, I have been investing all my money in a fund managed by a very friendly investor who offered me 300% returns, except in the years in which I needed tax losses, when he sent statements to show my reverses.
How was I to know that he was a crook and running a Ponzi scheme?????
Now, those punitive inspectors are coming after ME, as though I could have known what was being done with my money.
The 'REST of the story is a delight
Thanks, Barb!
Vicky, as you know, I've been considering radical action regarding Brian right from the beginning... I would never have imagined he would survive Leona even if he achieved this mainly by strategic hibernation)
Kathleen--indeed. He doesn't seem to have changed, does he?
There was no way to prevent that, Amelia
I hope that's better than a Hmm..., Mugg. :-)
Like Amelia, you did nothing wrong, Peter.
I'm not sure what that means, Priscilla, but thanks.
He is a fun character to have in your back pocket. Thanks.