by Bridget ♥
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September 18, 2006

Redneck pick up lines

January 14, 2009 01:44 PM EST
views: 117 | comments: 41



1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock

9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room

10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner

11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon

And the best for last



12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up

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Comments: 41

mary bryant Jan 14, 2009, 1:44pm EST
lol
Vic Needs Coffee Jan 14, 2009, 1:45pm EST
LOL
Rae M. Jan 14, 2009, 1:46pm EST
LOL
Vivian P. Jan 14, 2009, 1:47pm EST
LOL

Years ago this gut said to a girl friend of mine
" Want to go to my place and look at my new shirts " and I thought that was dumb
DiAnA D. Jan 14, 2009, 1:47pm EST
too funny!
Christine K. Jan 14, 2009, 1:49pm EST
They're so funny!
Karla M. Jan 14, 2009, 1:51pm EST
LMAO! This is hillarious!
Elle L. Jan 14, 2009, 1:52pm EST
Cute!
Teresa A. Jan 14, 2009, 1:52pm EST
Those are really good. Thanks for sharing.
Tammy N. Jan 14, 2009, 1:54pm EST
Someone... somewhere... has used these lines. That's scary!
Amy just hangin' out M. Jan 14, 2009, 1:54pm EST
i actually had a guy say to me once, "My sheets at home are really cold, wanna go warm them up for me?" last i heard, 11 years later, he is still single. wonder why. lol
kelldogg ! Jan 14, 2009, 1:57pm EST
How bout . . . If you an' I got together, we'd have a coupla NFL material babies! Yeah . . . I've gotten that one before!
Barbara B. Jan 14, 2009, 1:58pm EST
Oooh my !! Ummm they are funny Bridget !!
Barbara B. Jan 14, 2009, 1:59pm EST
Here's one for ya', ' Gee you smell great !! Thanks
I just farted !!"
Amy H. Jan 14, 2009, 2:03pm EST
You must be a redneck. Cause only a redneck would write these stupid jokes. hahah
tammie p. Jan 14, 2009, 2:05pm EST
these were funny
Walker Bennett, SF Author Jan 14, 2009, 2:08pm EST
I seem to remember using a c ouple of these.
Stephanie B. Jan 14, 2009, 2:17pm EST
*Swoon* lol
Monica H. Jan 14, 2009, 2:20pm EST
Oh, the sounds of love. ha ha ha
Lisa C. Jan 14, 2009, 2:25pm EST
LOLOLOL!! Thanks for the laugh!
Ashley Prince Jan 14, 2009, 2:25pm EST
lol sadly i've heard almost all of these! Either told to me or my friends. And even sadder, some people fall for them. They laugh and give the guy a chance! :0
Connie C. Jan 14, 2009, 2:28pm EST
OH MY! Those are doozies! Thankfully I have never heard any of them, or any that I could qualify as redneck pick up lines, but I have heard some gems too. LOL
William Dotani Jan 14, 2009, 2:39pm EST
ROFL!!! ROFL!!! ROFL!!!
Christine P. Jan 14, 2009, 3:12pm EST
Oh my gosh I am laughing my butt off!
Debby C. Jan 14, 2009, 3:54pm EST
he he he.... I just sent it out in an email....thank you for the chuckle!
Senetria Gibson Jan 14, 2009, 3:57pm EST
LOL funny
Elizabeth H. Jan 14, 2009, 4:14pm EST
LOL!
Janie E. Jan 14, 2009, 5:46pm EST
LMBO!!!
Leah Christensen Jan 14, 2009, 6:07pm EST
I'm sure you have, Walker. #6 sounds rather familliar.
Walker Bennett, SF Author Jan 14, 2009, 7:25pm EST
#6 worked, didn't it?
Krystal Harwell Jan 14, 2009, 7:28pm EST
Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner

lmao!!! that's hilarious!!
Krystal Harwell Jan 14, 2009, 7:29pm EST
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up

LMAO!!!!! fugly girls? lol.
Larry H. Jan 14, 2009, 7:35pm EST
FUNNY
Jennifer N. Jan 14, 2009, 11:53pm EST
LOL
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Stacey *Mamasaid* D. Jan 15, 2009, 9:00am EST
LOL!!!
Carolyn M. Jan 15, 2009, 5:29pm EST
LOL! Thanks for the laughs!
Bridget ♥ Jan 15, 2009, 9:49pm EST
OMG!

Walker used #6 on Leah!

LMAO!
donna h. Jan 19, 2009, 10:17pm EST
lol
Andrea (Ms. Conservative) L. Jan 25, 2009, 8:34pm EST
I am going through my backlog of articles created by you, my friends. I am so sorry that I do not have the time to spend on reading each of your articles in detail, but do know that I was here to leave a comment. God Bless and Have a wonderful weekend!
Tee B. Feb 26, 2009, 9:23am EST
LOL

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