You have been lied to.

I feel a great injustice has been done unto the world and I am here to set it right.  I received an email in my personal inbox that contains a petition to the  idiot ...er.. President in the White House.  The petition is not what is important to my article although it does say something about the bill to give "illegal" aliens social security benefits.  I'm not political.. yet! 

Anyway, I am shocked and appalled that we've been lied to.  Out there in the world is an 81 year old woman that we believe is dead and I have the proof that she is not.  She signed the petition.  It's right here in black and white. 

Marilyn Monroe is alive.   Here is the evidence on #205. 

 Pass the word on.  :D  

(This has been a tongue in cheek presentation.. I now return to your regularly scheduled gathering.)