by sarah g.

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August 29, 2007

Another joke....these are just too funny!

December 07, 2008 10:25 PM EST

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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my doctor's permission to

Join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But by the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

Tags: jokes, humor, joke

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Donna S. Dec 7, 2008, 10:26pm EST

hahaha

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Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Dec 7, 2008, 10:26pm EST

That is cute.

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Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Dec 7, 2008, 10:29pm EST

Thanks for posting on Getting to 3000 Together

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Lina :-p Dec 7, 2008, 10:30pm EST

Ha, too funny! Tights are a pain in the butt to put on, even when you are 26!

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Karen G. Dec 7, 2008, 10:40pm EST

That's pretty funny.

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Lisa B. Dec 7, 2008, 10:42pm EST

lol, thats funny

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tammie p. Dec 7, 2008, 10:50pm EST

now that was funny

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Shirley U Understand Me S. Dec 7, 2008, 10:59pm EST

very funny

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Kerrell g. Dec 7, 2008, 10:59pm EST

OMGx2 to the 12th power!

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APE 131313 Dec 7, 2008, 11:11pm EST

I would still be looking for my car keys!

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Charlie B. Dec 7, 2008, 11:24pm EST

funny

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Janet "Jax" B. Dec 8, 2008, 12:11am EST

LOL...that would be me.

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Stephannie H. Dec 8, 2008, 1:52am EST

cute LOL

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Maryjo E. Dec 8, 2008, 4:00am EST

LOL too Darn Cute boy your on a Great Roll Lov'em :D

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Elaine S. Dec 8, 2008, 6:18am EST

lol

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Kimberly Ripley Dec 8, 2008, 8:04am EST

Sounds eeerily familiar!

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rainne chandler Dec 8, 2008, 12:06pm EST

very funny lol

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Courtney C. Dec 8, 2008, 6:54pm EST

lol

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Nick Howes Dec 10, 2008, 9:10am EST

Here's a ten to get you closer to your cashing-out goal.

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