Funny Signs

It's Wednesday.  I think that means we could all do with some humor.  Here are some funny signs that have been spotted in various places.  Enjoy.

In a Toilet:  Toilet out of order.  Please use floor below.

In the front yard of a funeral home:  Drive Carefully.  We'll wait.

Message on a leaflet:  If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a fence:  Salesmen welcome.  Dog food is expensive.

On a Tennessee highway:  Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassible.

Quicksand warning:  Quicksand.  Any person passing this point will be drowned.  By order of the District Council.

Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises.

Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American.

Feel free to add your own.  I hope you enjoyed.