by M & M.

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A funny Senior joke

June 07, 2008 04:01 PM EDT

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
Arizona dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-10 toward Tucson, pushing the pedal
even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind
him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am
I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with an
Arizona State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the Trooper.

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Comments: 14

Kay M. Jun 7, 2008, 4:04pm EDT

Cute one!

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Bethann K. Jun 7, 2008, 4:07pm EDT

LOL! Good one!

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Nana to Seven Cutiepies Jun 7, 2008, 4:21pm EDT

Oh, this was too funny.

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sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Jun 7, 2008, 4:56pm EDT

LOL!

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Ashmin C. Jun 7, 2008, 5:09pm EDT

Good one!

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Rachel D. Jun 7, 2008, 7:07pm EDT

Just terrific!

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Sandy M. Jun 7, 2008, 7:59pm EDT

haha. that was a good one.

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Jeanie C. Jun 7, 2008, 9:16pm EDT

lol

Thanks for posting to 3ForAllWhoEnter where I always give out tens!! Yeah Points!!

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Larry H. Jun 8, 2008, 1:44am EDT

funny thanks for sharing

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Jill~Sexy Back~ V. Jun 8, 2008, 9:55pm EDT

thanks for posting to It's 3X the points, 3X the rewards!

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Debra B. Jun 8, 2008, 11:23pm EDT

I liked that. Needed the laugh. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Debby O. Jun 10, 2008, 1:44am EDT

LOL!

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Janie E. Jul 12, 2008, 5:26am EDT

Heard this one but it's still funny!

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