Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink
and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore .
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom
she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
|
by
carmel m.
Member since:
October 27, 2006 Jane & Arlene
May 17, 2008 10:06 AM EDT
(Updated: May 20, 2008 11:51 AM EDT)
views: 151
|
comments: 59
Tag:
humor
To Groups:
*~~~Gatherers Gallery~~~*, A Little Bit of Everything, Anything You Wish!, Arielle's Points Parlor, Article and Photos (post any thing group), Articles and Photos and Anything At All, Auntie Christs, Everybody come. The homecoming queen has a point., Focus on the fun, Gather Giggles, Gather Groupies, Gather Lovers Everywhere!!, Gathering Points, Gatherlicious, Generic Comments, Get More Points, Get Those Points!, I want it ALL, and I want it NOw!, It's all good, jokes, humor, funny, Loving Life, Maybe Gather Will Actually Let Me Post This, Monkey Around To 3000, One for you one for me, Point Pavilion, Points, Points, and More Points!, Post it, Pretty as a picture, Spring09, we all want points, We Comment Back!, !!!!KARMA ~ Whatever Goes Around Comes Around!!!!
Please provide details below to help Gather review this content. If it is found to be inappropriate and in violation of the Gather Terms of Service, action will be taken.
You have successfully submitted a report for this post.
|
|
More by carmel m. |
||||
About Gather |
Engagement Marketing |
Make New Friends |
Gather Points |
Advertise on Gather |
Gather Press |
Privacy |
Terms of Service |
Community Guidelines
Books | Celebs | Entertainment | Family | Food | Health | Moms | Money | News | Politics | Spirituality | Sports | Travel | Writing
Books | Celebs | Entertainment | Family | Food | Health | Moms | Money | News | Politics | Spirituality | Sports | Travel | Writing
Version 16961, "Pacino"; Copyright © 2009 Gather Inc. All rights reserved.


Comments: 59
The group: We Comment Back
Could you please post it to Make me Laugh
Have a great gather day!!!!!!!!!
U wishing you laughter
Great stuff, thanks for sharing!
Sorry about the cut & Paste, but lately I've been a real