While searching online last night for a definition of what constitutes a Journal Entry, Google found me this link to a page entitled The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator. I don't know if it's just the state of mind I'm in right now, but I think this is hilarious! The only thing funnier would be if someone started copying/pasting and posting the generated entries. It would be Bottom of the Barrel Blogging at its Best, LOL!
(Link to the page)
If the link doesn't work, the address is
http://www.brunching.com/journalgenerator.html
The journal entries really are apathetic, many of them including the phrase "so it goes," and have such Current Mood designations as "neutral", "stagnant", "dispassionate", and "distant", all next to a "smiley" face that looks like this: ![[Face]](http://www.brunching.com/images/plainface.gif){kind=small}
If you want to see it in action, click on the above link, then when the page comes up, click the button which says "here goes nothing" and you will get an automagically generated apathetic Online Journal Entry complete with current mood.
I've seen other funny online generators (What Is Your Battle Cry is another good one) but for some reason this one really tickled my funny bone last night, so I thought I'd share. :P
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Prowling out of the desert, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Lipshon! And she gives a mighty cry:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
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