by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
Member since:
January 16, 2007

At the grocery store I met a drunk!

March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT
views: 138 | comments: 40

I was at the grocery store today paying for my food.  A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"

I asked how he knew.

He said, "You're so ugly!"

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Comments: 40

CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Mar 20, 2008, 11:28pm EDT
did you hit him?
Priscilla (wishing I was in Costa Rica) ~. Mar 20, 2008, 11:30pm EDT
that would be funny~
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Mar 20, 2008, 11:34pm EDT
Hello! It's a joke.
April J. Mar 20, 2008, 11:35pm EDT
Nice...
Donna Besso Mar 20, 2008, 11:40pm EDT
I would have gone to jail because I would have hit him.
Lin G. Mar 20, 2008, 11:44pm EDT
Your follow up line was "I'd look better if you were sober!" Oooppps! I just read back and see it was a joke. so save that line in case you need it. LOL
Monica H. Mar 20, 2008, 11:49pm EDT
ha ha ha
Janet "Jax" B. Mar 20, 2008, 11:50pm EDT
I'd deck him...lol
Marilyn M. Mar 20, 2008, 11:51pm EDT
No!
Rachel D. Mar 20, 2008, 11:52pm EDT
Oh, real nice. What a jerk!
Rachel D. Mar 20, 2008, 11:52pm EDT
lol
Jo C. Mar 20, 2008, 11:52pm EDT
Ouch!
Rick *Don Rico* J. Mar 21, 2008, 12:00am EDT
Good one...
*LORA* M. Mar 21, 2008, 12:01am EDT
OMG...RUDE~
JoAnne D. Mar 21, 2008, 12:12am EDT
Even the grocery store has it's hazards. lol.
blaine d. Mar 21, 2008, 12:14am EDT
cool for a joke, but in real life i would hit him where the sun don't shine!!
Patty H. Mar 21, 2008, 12:20am EDT
*LOL* To funny.
Sunaura *. Mar 21, 2008, 12:32am EDT
lol - 10
Dani M. Mar 21, 2008, 12:39am EDT
I'd turn around and say "I may be ugly but your stupid and I can get plastic surgery!"
Joanna Ammons- F. Mar 21, 2008, 12:45am EDT
beauty fades and dumb is forever ! ( judge judy)
Sheila Deeth Mar 21, 2008, 1:53am EDT
Enjoyed reading some of the comments too.
Angel W. Mar 21, 2008, 3:23am EDT
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Wanda H. Mar 21, 2008, 4:07am EDT
hmmmm I have seen funnier jokes...LOL ;o)
Leah Christensen Mar 21, 2008, 5:11am EDT
That one's a classic.
sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Mar 21, 2008, 5:58am EDT
okay.
j - Frugal Mom - r. Mar 21, 2008, 8:33am EDT
Hmm..
Dusty Hubbard Mar 21, 2008, 8:53am EDT
Don't worry too much. Drunks are never good judges of anything!
Jen M. Mar 21, 2008, 9:43am EDT
HAHAHA-lol
Steve V. Mar 21, 2008, 10:01am EDT
lol lol
Sandy (back in Ohio...blah!) Mar 21, 2008, 12:13pm EDT
I heard this joke before.
Rachel D. Mar 21, 2008, 3:13pm EDT
Boooo. Good way to get your teeth knocked out. LOL
G. M. Lupo Mar 21, 2008, 3:16pm EDT
You should have snapped your fingers in his face and said, "Oh no you didn't!"
Fern Cohen Mar 21, 2008, 8:27pm EDT
Hes lucky he didn't say that to someone who could punch his lights out!
Deloris Wright Mar 21, 2008, 9:43pm EDT
I'am glad it is just a joke. I would hate to think that even a drunk would be that rude
Sarah (I want points) Mar 24, 2008, 10:03am EDT
Definitely one that you need to keep around...

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