by Lori F.
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December 12, 2006

BREAKING NEWS!!! President Bush Barred From Speaking At Mustansiriya University

September 26, 2007 01:46 PM EDT
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President Bush had been slated to address the student of Mustansiriya University in Tehran.  The University chancellor cancelled the presidents visit citing these reasons:

1.  Bush's invasion of a soverign nation (Iraq)

2. The possibility of Bush being charged with war crimes.  He forged the intelligence sources and information leading to the approval of a declaration of war.

3. The murder of Saddam Hussein.  Saying the Iraqi tribunal was a kangaroo court being lead by Bush.

4. The violation of human rights to the prisoners at Gitanamo Bay.

5. The violation of civil rights to the citizens of his own country.

6. The murder of innocent civilians in Iraq...mostly women and children...by "friendly fire" and for calling these people collateral damage.

7. Bushs' inability to make a speech without looking like a deer caught in the headlights.

This is one of the oldest universities in the world and notably one of the most liberal in the middle east.

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Comments: 49

*LORA* M. Sep 26, 2007, 1:46pm EDT
really?
Taylor ~hopes no one forgets her!~ Blue Sep 26, 2007, 1:47pm EDT
wow!!
Sara :-) Sep 26, 2007, 1:48pm EDT
Holy Moly
LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M. Sep 26, 2007, 1:57pm EDT
LOL

Screw 'em anyway!
Lainie - Just Lainie Sep 26, 2007, 2:00pm EDT
Guess Bush isn't really fooling anyone, is he? He only gets away with it here.
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:12pm EDT
Actually chive it was renamed and rebuilt but continues on. You guys are good!
Just reading the title of your article made me laugh out loud! Now, how did we know this would happen? Hmmm? still rofl
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:13pm EDT
And I forgot Bush could also be charged with terrorism....both domestic and international at least according to a nameless source at the UN
Satire alert
If they ever did allow Bush to speak, he could always WOW them by saying that we have no prostitution in the US. There is no need because we have morals here. rofl That would be about as honest a statement as saying there are no homosexuals in Iran, n'est pas?
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:17pm EDT
Ya Gabby it would be fun.

Why Nippy whatever do you mean?
Next news alert: Santa Clause is gay. He only leaves toys for "GOOD little girls and boys!" roflmao
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:19pm EDT
LOL Gabby.
Dateline, NorthpollGNN: Santa Clause and Bush photographed in bathroom of UN in New York.
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:20pm EDT
Ya right Santa is gay....thats like saying Elton John is gay. Never happen!
No, Not Elton John too! Go ahead, burst my other bubble. Next you'll be saying Marilyn Monroe was virginal! Say it aint so, t'aint so, no, never! rofl
Ghostly Ghoul Sep 26, 2007, 2:24pm EDT
HEY HEY now... Elton John is awesome! But hmmm makes me wonder about george micheal...
Debby D. Sep 26, 2007, 2:27pm EDT
Pondering "virginal".. is that anything like "vaginal"?
Debby D. Sep 26, 2007, 2:30pm EDT
ha! got it.
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:32pm EDT
OMGoddess Marilyn Monroe was a virgin?
too funny.
i'd not heard about geo. please, he's such a hunk, kinda like rock hudson was when he was younger. oh wait, wasn't he... hmmm
Theresa Chaze Sep 26, 2007, 2:37pm EDT
Does this mean that JFK and the baseball player were a little short on the stick so they couldn't get the job done? Or was they all talk and no go.
Yup, so was Jack. rofl
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Sep 26, 2007, 2:38pm EDT
Impressive Lori! I didn't know you had this in ya'! Incidentally . . . you guys are wrong . . . it was President Monroe who was the virgin. :P

Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:40pm EDT
Thanks Doyle....OK i confess I made this up...I figured the tag...satire would let you all know what this is. I think that #7 gives this thread that extra little somethin somethin....dont ya think.
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 2:59pm EDT
Chive I take it the republican one of you wrote that last comment.
Carol LeHane Sep 26, 2007, 3:25pm EDT
How did poor Marilyn get into this? She was used and abused and being thought of as more vaginal than virginal may have been the reason she died at such an early age.
You are all too funny! Thanks for the laugh for the day!
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Sep 26, 2007, 3:28pm EDT
I'm telling you it was PRESIDENT Monroe . . . NOT Marilyn. I think... :P

Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
J W. Sep 26, 2007, 3:36pm EDT
lol
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 3:53pm EDT
Doyle are you telling me that President Monroe was a virgin or that he had a vagina? I'm confused.
Rory M. Sep 26, 2007, 4:31pm EDT
Like George Bush was going to set foot in Iran! He hasn't got the stones.
Col. George W. Sep 26, 2007, 4:57pm EDT
Love reason #7 his look reminds me so much of Gilligan
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Sep 26, 2007, 6:04pm EDT
LMAO ! ! Oh Lori . . . I'm saying that By Definition it was one or the other!!!!

Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
King of Cool, Lord High Exchequer,
& Laird of Roxburgh, Selkirk and Peebles.
LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M. Sep 26, 2007, 6:30pm EDT
Muslims were running universities like Mustansiriya -- which was founded in 1233; TWELVE THIRTY-THREE, PEOPLE! -- when us honkey Europeans were eating mud and burning witches. - Like The Onion, But Smaller, Sep 26, 2007, 2:10pm EDT

That's great, Chive, but what have they done in the last 500 years?
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Sep 26, 2007, 6:56pm EDT
Oh! I know! NOT illegally invaded OUR country?
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 7:21pm EDT
They didnt kill our leader either.
Debby D. Sep 26, 2007, 7:52pm EDT
ya'll STILL talking about vaginals?
LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M. Sep 26, 2007, 10:28pm EDT
Oh! I know! NOT illegally invaded OUR country?
Doyle C., Sep 26, 2007, 6:56pm EDT

ROTFLMAO

Like they even could, Doyle!
LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M. Sep 26, 2007, 10:30pm EDT
They didnt kill our leader either.
Lori F., Sep 26, 2007, 7:21pm EDT

OK, now THAT is just plain ridiculous. lol
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 11:07pm EDT
Lera they KILLED BUSH? Gosh when did that happen?
Ron B. Sep 26, 2007, 11:22pm EDT
Hell, I can't understand what he says in English, good luck to foreigners.
Lori F. Sep 26, 2007, 11:37pm EDT
Amen to that Ron.
Timothy V. Sep 27, 2007, 12:38am EDT
I heard that Bush and Chavez are actually having a homosexual relationship. That's why Chavez often yells out " El Diablo! "
LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M. Sep 27, 2007, 11:18am EDT
I thought that was Chavez and Ahmadinejad who were having the affair.
Lori F. Sep 27, 2007, 2:00pm EDT
Lera I think it is a menage a trois.
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Sep 29, 2007, 1:54am EDT
"Lera they KILLED BUSH? Gosh when did that happen? "
Nobody would do that and put Cheney in charge! Why do you think his running mate was Dick?

Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~

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