by Mandi -Watch where the chalk-white arrows go. To the place where the sidewalk ends. S.S.

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You Might be a Redneck Jedi(pee your pants funny)

September 03, 2008 11:55 PM EDT

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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

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Comments: 42

Janet "Jax" B. Sep 4, 2008, 12:23am EDT

LOL...these are funny

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Kerrell g. Sep 4, 2008, 1:00am EDT

OMG!!!!!! (+:

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Denise B. Sep 4, 2008, 8:02am EDT

LOL :)

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Chelle - Never you mind what my name is! - H. Sep 4, 2008, 9:34am EDT

Oh my gosh! My husband would be rolling on the floor if he heard these! He's a die-hard Star Wars fan. Then he'd stand up and say "that's not funny, dude".

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Sandy (back in Ohio...blah!) Sep 4, 2008, 9:49am EDT

Lol...I love these type of jokes.

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Jennifer R. Sep 4, 2008, 12:42pm EDT

Funny a bit of a reach but funny.

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Anne W. Sep 4, 2008, 7:52pm EDT

Thank you for posting to Point Whore! Wishing everyone many, many points!

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Shelbia C. Sep 4, 2008, 8:15pm EDT

funny ones

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Kelly Kay Sep 5, 2008, 1:46pm EDT

This is good, I must live around a lot of rednecks ~ Someone from my hometown is really going to be on My Redneck Wedding, they are doing camo decor & etc. (No I am not invited to this or related to them in any way.) =)

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Kathryn E. Sep 5, 2008, 1:46pm EDT

oh well I did not qualify for any of these.

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Angela A. Sep 5, 2008, 2:07pm EDT

Love em'! So very funny!

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Sandre M. Sep 5, 2008, 2:16pm EDT

LMAO! These are really funny!

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Mandi -Watch where the chalk-white arrows go. To the place where the sidewalk ends. S.S. Sep 5, 2008, 2:19pm EDT

thanks all!
I told you they were pee your pants funny!

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Simon T. Sep 5, 2008, 2:21pm EDT

Belly-laughs galore; and I might add:

21. When you take the wheels off your Impala and then wonder how you can make it float.

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amy s. Sep 5, 2008, 2:27pm EDT

thanks for the belly laughs

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Penny M. Sep 5, 2008, 2:36pm EDT

lol

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Sharon B. Sep 5, 2008, 3:12pm EDT

these are funny

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Elmo A. Sep 5, 2008, 3:14pm EDT

May the..............

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libramoon C. Sep 5, 2008, 3:35pm EDT

Thanks! I forwarded this to all the Jedi Rednecks I know.

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Liz H. Sep 5, 2008, 4:24pm EDT

It is clear the Farce is with ya...LMAO!
You made my day!!

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Andrea (Ms. Conservative) L. Sep 5, 2008, 5:36pm EDT

May the force be with you

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Lyn Owen Sep 5, 2008, 5:43pm EDT

Well, I did laugh. I liked the one about the Boonesfarm Strawberry Hill

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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Sep 5, 2008, 6:29pm EDT

Nice to know I'm not a REDNECK Jedi!

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Duane Gardner Sep 5, 2008, 7:51pm EDT

Totally Funny!

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Jennine D. Sep 5, 2008, 8:26pm EDT

Funny!!! Where did you come up with these. first time I saw them.

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Laurie B. Sep 5, 2008, 9:18pm EDT

These are great!

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J R B. Sep 6, 2008, 12:40am EDT

Very funny.

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Jan S. Sep 6, 2008, 2:07am EDT

What a hoot! I'll share this with my daughter and my husband. We're all Star Wars fans and hubby's family lives in Alabama.

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Teresa T. Sep 6, 2008, 2:49am EDT

Cute...

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Tookie W. Sep 6, 2008, 8:01am EDT

this is some funny stuff!

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Amanda S. Sep 6, 2008, 11:29am EDT

These are funny,I've written them down and will send them to my brother who loves star wars. I personally don't like star wars but because my brother does I'll be nice and sahre this with him.

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Mandi -Watch where the chalk-white arrows go. To the place where the sidewalk ends. S.S. Sep 6, 2008, 12:54pm EDT

THANKS ALL

I FOUND THIS ON THE NET.

I LIKE THE ONE ABOUT THE TASTE OF EWOK.

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Bill W. Sep 6, 2008, 3:40pm EDT

I tuned out the whole star wars schtick, so the references are all in another language. But, the humor still came through.

Rest easy

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