War Games - Election 2008

Eight years ago, John McCain was completely rejected in the Republican Primaries. Instead, the GOP passed him by and offered us George W Bush. And well, we all know how that has turned out. (he still doesn't know two thirds of the country disagrees, not a clue).

After Super Tuesday in this year's GOP Primaries, John McCain wasn't exactly accepted as poster child for the GOP, but the people had their say, and John McCain's mother told the rest of the party that they were, quote, "going to have to hold their noses and vote for him." end quote.

Ann Colter, a right wing pundit, said she would rather vote for Hillary Clinton. And so too, Rush Limbaugh, spokesman for right wing radio, rallied the voters to vote for Hillary Clinton. The party worried over whether or not they would be able to unite their party with John McCain as their leader. But.... they quickly diverted the attention off McCain, and onto the Democratic Primaries in order to highlight what they thought was disunity between the Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama.

Back to the Future: Suddenly, John McCain has become the Republican hero. The opening message for the Republican National Convention's final night on display portrayed their fears, and was accompanied by a video collection of terrorist attacks on American interests around the globe. Then, just prior to John McCain's acceptance speech, another video was shown of his career military family and John's own struggles as POW.

The main theme of the Republican National Convention was their War on Terror and defeating evil, which is obviously religion based, same as the Bush administration. The main attraction, though, was not their heroic nominee for President, but their Pitt Bull nominee for Vice President. Along with the old "strike fear and they will follow" tactic (see Nazi quote here), they have now unveiled their "bait and switch" tactic, and they‘re only using two peanuts.

Under the first peanut, we have the real "straight talk" deal, war hero John McCain who will protect us all from the evil of the world. John is the Republican Messiah who has pledged to defeat evil in his lifetime. Yes, that's right, his campaign promise is to defeat evil, as told to Pastor Rick Warren, author of a Purpose Driven Life, John's Bible.

Under the second peanut, John McCain carefully placed his Weapon of Mass Destruction for the bait and switch war game (yes, this is the new War on Elections). A girl who, if disguised somewhat, he hoped the people would accept as a replacement for Hillary (which should thrill Ann Colter). Desperate times call for desperate measures, so John thought it savvy to replace Hillary and he's not even a Democrat.

BUT WAIT...... THAT'S NOT ALL.....

That's not the real bait and switch, that's the fake, just to throw off all their Democratic opponents. The real Bait and Switch is under the two peanuts. For now, Sarah Palin has taken the limelight and John McCain has been palmed, as though Palin were to be the next President. The crowd roared, and the Republican Party fell in love all over again. Yep, that's right, but later, when no one is looking, Sarah Palin will be slipped back under her peanut, and John McCain, the straight talk dude, will reappear to defeat evil.

BUT WAIT..... THAT'S NOT ALL......

Sarah Palin has a plan of her own now that McCain has been palmed. She figures, once the dynamic duo has been elected, she can get McCain fired by claiming he's a sexist who sexually harassed her in the Oval Office. Once he's out of the way, she can also claim sexism against the rest of the good old boys in the cabinet, get them fired, sell the White House on Ebay for half price (probably to her Alaskan neighbor, Russia), and erect a new capitol next to her new stadium, where she can live happily ever after as the hockey/soccer Mom Pitt Bull, with lipstick, President of the Upper 1 (as opposed to the lower 48- she‘s more familiar with small-town). Hawaii, you'll be on your own. Good Luck!

Stay tuned.... the debates are coming. This should be interesting!

Hot Lips Pitt Bull vs. Average Joe

and

Messiah Defeating Evil vs. Messiah of Hope

Does anyone else think this might all be theatrics, or is this election just becoming more bizarre every day? This year those secret societies have really outdone themselves.