Mel Gibson stepped onto the platform, and was instantly transported. He had dressed for the part, knowing she, the woman of his dreams would welcome him. With his charm, and those blue eyes, he couldn't lose.
Mary Magdalene was entranced by his unusual beauty, and sparkling blue eyes.
He rushed to her, exclaiming "Marry me, Mary! I can take you away from all this to a life of luxury and splendor, to a place with inventions you have not even dreamed."
"Yes, Mel, I will marry you, on one condition. The children MUST be raised as I was, Jewish."
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I LOVE YOU!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mel gets HIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love you right back, GILFriend....I thought this had a nice ring to it...LMAO!
HAHAHAAHA~still laughing myself into incontinence =D
Anyone got a catheter ;)
I've lost count of all the times I have made you pee yourself. Might wanna get that looked at.....teeheehee
My urethra will never be the same =O
Thank you for posting to GutterGirls~u iz so featured GILFFRIEND =D
hilarious.......
Ah. there's the rub :-)
20 years ago, I would have let that man rub anything he pleased....
LOL! I would love to see the look on his face. Very funny and creative, Donna!
Yes, to be a fly on the wall....
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA very funny one! !
Glad you liked it...but the question is....did it make you pee?
Actually I did just get up and go to the restroom and pee - was this the cause - it just might have been! LOL
Hey, it worked for Purrr..
Too funny! Did you send a copy to that pinnacle of Christianity, Mr. Gibson?
Nope, EWM, I lost his email after he changed it from "antisemel@...."
I was so torn, seeing the first line in my feed. Oh God, I thought, someone I adore has been taken in by the UberBigot. Oh, me of little faith!
Say two Hail Marys, nah, just have a Bloody Mary, on Mel!
Too funny.
You're a crazy lady.
Yeah, just don't tell the Nursing Board...LOL
Psycho Bob had it more together. What an idiot, and a religious professing one, to boot.
Psycho Bob?...Ya lost me there, Ron.
Psycho Bob was the Krusty the Clown assistant that was constantly trying to kill one or another of the characters on The Simpsons. I think Kelsey Grammer provided his voice, and he was almost as much of a lune as Gibson. Almost...
Oh yeah....its been a long time since I have watched "The Simpsons"..thanks for the reminder.
Revisiting for a tinkle~ =D
While I most definitely appreciate your stopping by....I'm not sure how I feel being your diuretic of choice....
Tricky tricky... heh.
I just calls 'em as I see's 'em, Tracy.
Perfect!
Nah, close maybe, but never perfect...lol
Awww, that was just Too Good.
Great twist, sugar.
smoooooooooooooches
I'm so glad that you appreciate my warped sense of humor, babe....xoxox
Really good Donna, tables turned
Thanks Elsie!