by Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F.
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September 9, 2006

"KAPS FROM THE PAST" for March 9th, Jeanz Birthday & March 11th, 2009!

March 09, 2009 09:55 PM EDT
views: 79 | comments: 41

Subtle, ain't I? ;^D

Yes, dear friends, it's time for some more "KAPS FROM THE PAST" brought to you by the eccentric, eclectic and enthusiastic management of JEANZ KRAZY KAPSHUNS!

The following kapshuns were originally posted on August 2nd & 3rd, 2007. Enjoy!

 

The original URLs of the above Krazy Kapshuns can be found at:

http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744300418&grpId=3659174697248847&nav=Groupspace&memberId=82277

http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744300571&grpId=3659174697248847&nav=Groupspace&memberId=82277

and

http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744300406&grpId=3659174697248847&nav=Groupspace&memberId=82277

We highly suggest that you access the original postings so you can read all the hilarious alternate kapshuns and funny comebacks provided by our wild and wacky members in the "Comments" section!

'Til next time, Kapshun Kiddies!

Yours in humor,

THE KWEEN OF KRAZY KAPSHUNS

jean f.
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Comments: 41

Glenna J. Mar 9, 2009, 9:56pm EDT
I love these.
Shelbia C. Mar 9, 2009, 10:10pm EDT
great stuff!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 9, 2009, 10:41pm EDT
#3: Oh my. I'm just waiting for Lois and the "flower-headed girl" references...
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 9, 2009, 10:42pm EDT
#3: "Sadly, a violent allegic reaction to wildflowers dashed Phillip's hopes of becoming the next 'Heidi of the Hills' "
Stuart the Creative Doctor G. Mar 9, 2009, 10:54pm EDT
#2: "Psst, have you heard? Jean's birthday is tomorrow!"
Stuart the Creative Doctor G. Mar 9, 2009, 10:56pm EDT
#2: "Honey, I've heard your music. You definitely need to wear the armor for your next performance."
Stuart the Creative Doctor G. Mar 9, 2009, 10:59pm EDT
#1: Randall's idea to build his library in the glass-domed parapet was brilliant...except when the sun went down.
Stuart the Creative Doctor G. Mar 9, 2009, 11:02pm EDT
#1: Tom brushes up on the intricacies of Gather's point-scoring algorithm.
Stuart the Creative Doctor G. Mar 9, 2009, 11:30pm EDT
#3: I'll do paper but have rock ready if she does scissors...
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F. Mar 10, 2009, 1:26am EDT
LOL, you guys!

Glad you liked 'em, Glenna & Shelbia! ;o)
Pat M. Mar 10, 2009, 6:48am EDT
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEAN!*
Pat M. Mar 10, 2009, 6:53am EDT
#2
I warned that damn robot, If it said "Danger Will Robinson" one more time...
Pat M. Mar 10, 2009, 6:55am EDT
#2
David's mother told him that if he didn't wash his clothes more often, they would sit up by themselves.
Pat M. Mar 10, 2009, 6:56am EDT
#1
Ok Martha, I admit it. My National Geographic collection may have grown a little too large...
Rosa See Ya Mar 10, 2009, 7:38am EDT
LOL, you are hillarious! I love these. I have to come hunt you down because you never seem to show up on my radar :( All the gfood stuff gets buried.
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 10, 2009, 9:29am EDT
#2: "It would take many years of trial and error before Sir Slinky's product was marketable."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 10, 2009, 12:46pm EDT
#3: "The Bonaparte they don't teach you about in school."
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F. Mar 10, 2009, 2:08pm EDT
ROFL! Thanks, Pat! ;o)

Glad you liked 'em, Rosa! :o)

LOL, Michael! "Sir Slinky..."
#3: Oh my. I'm just waiting for Lois and the "flower-headed girl" references...
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Mar 9, 2009, 10:41pm EDT

Yes, Kitteh, and if it wasn't for my sciatica, It would be extremely humorous, I can assure you!
Oh by the way, did you hear it was Jean's birthday? ; }
#1 Ah at last! The perfect recipe for liver!
#3 Or, if I tighten my tie and press my stomach, I throw up something that resembles Miracle Gro.
#3 Though apparently well rooted and the perfect mate for flower head girl, she just couldn't get past the Lederhosen.
#2 It's my fault dear. When I said I prefer you in Trojans, I wasn't referring to a suit of armor.
#2 or alternatively---The suit of armor strip tease went well until Arthur's lance malfunctioned.
[Even in pain, Lois still has it]
#3: "The Bonaparte they don't teach you about in school."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Mar 10, 2009, 12:46pm EDT

LOL Kitteh!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 11, 2009, 10:24am EDT
[Even in pain, Lois still has it]
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 11, 2009, 8:29am EDT

I'll say!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 11, 2009, 11:42am EDT
#2: "Doris could only offer consolation after the unexpected and disturbing complication encountered during Prince Albert's recent MRI."
#2: "Doris could only offer consolation after the unexpected and disturbing complication encountered during Prince Albert's recent MRI."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Mar 11, 2009, 11:42am EDT

Well, I have a guess!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 11, 2009, 12:53pm EDT
I'm afraid ol' Albert ain't half the man he used to be... but at least the Doctors sent it home with him (in a can, of course)
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 11, 2009, 4:05pm EDT
BTW Jean: Happy Belated Birfday! Why didn't you tell us?!?
Stuart the Creative Doctor G. Mar 12, 2009, 12:00am EDT
#2: "Your squire will take good care of me while you're off fighting for my honor."
Diane "stormyz" B. Mar 12, 2009, 2:36am EDT
Thank you for posting this to the LOL Stuff Group
#2: "Your squire will take good care of me while you're off fighting for my honor."
Stuart the Creative Doctor G., Mar 12, 2009, 12:00am EDT

Okay dear, we all know the limerick: "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night long he was on her, and off her."
I'm afraid ol' Albert ain't half the man he used to be... but at least the Doctors sent it home with him (in a can, of course)
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Mar 11, 2009, 12:53pm EDT

Yes dear, Doris found the can opener, alas for naught.
(no handy flip-top, I mean really, how medieval!)
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 12, 2009, 1:45pm EDT
Okay dear, we all know the limerick: "She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night long he was on her, and off her."
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 12, 2009, 7:29am EDT

As children may be watching, I think we need to be clear that that was not a true limerick. Limericks are typically five-lined poems having a loose cadence of 9/9/5/5/9.

And speaking of loose:

There once was a woman named Jill,
Who used TNT for a thrill,
They found her... (I forget this part)
In North Carolina,
And bits of her [something] in Brazil.

Now go home and create your own!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 12, 2009, 1:47pm EDT
#3 Or, if I tighten my tie and press my stomach, I throw up something that resembles Miracle Gro.
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 11, 2009, 7:34am EDT

OMFG I laffed so hard when I read this!
As children may be watching, I think we need to be clear that that was not a true limerick. Limericks are typically five-lined poems having a loose cadence of 9/9/5/5/9.

Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Mar 12, 2009, 1:45pm EDT

Ah, now I see the rationale behind your "tuna and snuggie" post, Kitteh.
[Kitteh always looks out for the children]
Kimber L. Mar 21, 2009, 10:39pm EDT
Thank you for posting to Make me Laugh

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