by Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F.
Member since:
September 9, 2006

"KAPS FROM THE PAST" for March 5th, 6th & 7th, 2009!

March 05, 2009 02:07 PM EST
views: 97 | comments: 68

Greetings, Fellow Kapshun Nutz!

In compliance with our self-appointed mission to bring some humor into your day, the kooky management over at JEANZ KRAZY KAPSHUNS bring you three Krazy Kapshuns originally posted to the group on August 2nd, 2007!

Enjoy!

The original URLs for the above krazy kapshuns can be found at:

http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744299047&grpId=3659174697248847&nav=Groupspace&memberId=82277

http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744299242&grpId=3659174697248847&nav=Groupspace&memberId=82277

and

http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744299235&grpId=3659174697248847&nav=Groupspace&memberId=82277

We strongly suggest that you access the original postings so you can muse over all the humorous alternate kapshuns and witty repartee of our wild and wacky members in the "Comments" section...

'Til next time, kapshun lovers!

Yours in humor,

THE KWEEN OF KRAZY KAPSHUNS

jean f.
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Comments: 68

Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 5, 2009, 2:22pm EST
LOL! Especially at number two!

Thanks for posting at

Caption That Image!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 3:19pm EST
#2 "It says here I may already be a winner."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 3:22pm EST
#2 "OKAY-- Which of you twelve apostles forgot to put out a new roll of toilet paper?!?"
Kimber L. Mar 5, 2009, 3:23pm EST
1
"Who told you to make the throne look like a toilet, tell me who?"

2
Are you an "outie" instead of an an "innie" like you have always dreamed of being - send a messenger pigeon to us now and we will perform your operation absolutely free, and if you act in the next five minutes we will give you a strep b infection and tetanus BONUSES absolutely free

3
AH YES, I have always dreamed of becoming a decorative mud burial mound.
Kimber L. Mar 5, 2009, 3:24pm EST
lol
Michael beat me by seconds with the toilet reference
Pat M. Mar 5, 2009, 3:39pm EST
... and Kimber beat me by minutes with her toilet reference...
Pat M. Mar 5, 2009, 3:40pm EST
#1
Guys, I'm sure some of the other cubicles are free by now. Why don't you go take a look?
Pat M. Mar 5, 2009, 3:43pm EST
#2
"Open other end."

What the f^&* ?
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 3:55pm EST
#1 "Ah-- Mr. Bend. For a spy without a spine I'm surprised you've made it this far. But let's see how well you fare against my sharks with lasers!!!"
Pat M. Mar 5, 2009, 3:58pm EST
#3
Having lived next to Abu Ghraib throughout the occupation, Mrs Iqbar knew she should probably take up the Civil Defence training course "Waterboarding Survival Techniques".

(groan...)
Pat M. Mar 5, 2009, 4:01pm EST
#1
"Allan, Mary, I appreciate your concern about my problems with the "Four-alarm chili", but Duncan, you're just making me feel creepy."
Tanya P. Mar 5, 2009, 4:09pm EST
Guess you have to stand in line for the toilet references. Sheesh!!

LOL@Pat's #3 kapshun.
Tanya P. Mar 5, 2009, 4:11pm EST
#2 = The first 'Dear John' letter.
Tanya P. Mar 5, 2009, 4:12pm EST
#3 - I'll be glad when the season is over. These allergies are killing me!
Tanya P. Mar 5, 2009, 4:15pm EST
On #1, I can't get beyond the toilet. I mean, he's even holding a roll of papyrus in ready! I tried to come up with something about him displaying a new ream of cloth to sell to this captive audience, as he drapes it over his shoulder to show it off well.........but......he's sitting on a danged toilet!!
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F. Mar 5, 2009, 4:40pm EST
ROFLMBO, you guys!!! GAWD I love ya! :^D
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 4:43pm EST
#1 "Allan, Mary, I appreciate your concern about my problems with the "Four-alarm chili", but Duncan, you're just making me feel creepy."
Pat M., Mar 5, 2009, 4:01pm EST

ROFPMAO. You decide what the "p" stands for! :)
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 4:46pm EST
#3: "Each winter Selma would sit with her tongue out stretched, patiently awaiting that first magical snowflake. Selma-- a lifelong resident of the Sahara-- was an idiot."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 4:48pm EST
Jean: Is this a good place to make my "red babushka society" joke?
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 4:52pm EST
lol Michael beat me by seconds with the toilet reference
Kimber L., Mar 5, 2009, 3:24pm EST

Relax, Kimber. With this group, there's plenty of pottty humor to go around :)
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F. Mar 5, 2009, 5:31pm EST
Oh, Michael... You might as well "go for the gusto"... (We only go around once -- unless, of course, you're a Hindu...)
Pat M. Mar 5, 2009, 5:36pm EST
#3: "Each winter Selma would sit with her tongue out stretched, patiently awaiting that first magical snowflake. Selma-- a lifelong resident of the Sahara-- was an idiot."

Michael, you're not an idiot. You're a genius.
#2 Let's see now, it says here in the Jerusalem Post that Judas Iscariot plans to make a killing in the silver market...hmmm.
Michael, you're not an idiot. You're a genius.
Pat M., Mar 5, 2009, 5:36pm EST

Yes Pat, our cute furry genius.
#3 If I only had a Snuggie, my arms would be free to reach out to the heavens................................................or take that phone call!
LOL! Especially at number two!

Gary (aka: William Pinn) J., Mar 5, 2009, 2:22pm EST

Are we sure he was doing number 2?
#1 Yeah, see now you will believe me when I tell you I can whistle out of both ends!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 9:30pm EST
Michael, you're not an idiot. You're a genius.
Pat M., Mar 5, 2009, 5:36pm EST

Yes Pat, our cute furry genius.
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 5, 2009, 5:59pm EST

Oh my! Color me flattered!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 9:31pm EST
#3: "A-a-a-l-l-l-VIN!!!"
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 9:33pm EST
#1: "Dude: I don't mind constructive criticism, but your constant harping is getting me down."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 9:37pm EST
#2 Let's see now, it says here in the Jerusalem Post that Judas Iscariot plans to make a killing in the silver market...hmmm.
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 5, 2009, 5:52pm EST

Bad, Lois! Bad!!! [smacks hand]
Why can't we have some good natured monkey-spanking kaptions like we did in the olde dayes?
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 9:38pm EST
#1: "Not right now... I'm 'dropping the kids off at the pool' if you know what I mean."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 9:42pm EST
#1: "Once again Doris: Ionic, Doric, and Corinthian. If I hear you refer to them as 'curlique columns' one more time-- so help me-- I'm gonna slap you into next week."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 5, 2009, 9:44pm EST
#3 If I only had a Snuggie, my arms would be free to reach out to the heavens................................................or take that phone call!
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 5, 2009, 6:03pm EST

Today's Snuggie™ is yesterday's chickenmilk!
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 5, 2009, 11:52pm EST
3. Gargle twice a day with Listerine.
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 5, 2009, 11:54pm EST
2. Get crucified absolutely free! This offer is limited to the first three customers, so don't delay. Get crucified today!"
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 5, 2009, 11:59pm EST
1. As I sit on my porcelain throne, I prefer togas to trousers--they are far less constraining.
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 12:03am EST
2. Judea Sweepstakes--you may be the son of God!
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 12:06am EST
3. I'm wishing...for the one I love...To find me...Ahhh ahhhh...
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 12:09am EST
Lois Lane says, "Are we sure he was doing number 2? "

As sure as Clark Kent is Superman. Ooops! You didn't hear that from me, OK?
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F. Mar 6, 2009, 12:11am EST
But... But... Where does "flowerhead" fit in there??? And how about guessing what's under the guy's toga in #1?

Aaaahhhh, the good old days...
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F. Mar 6, 2009, 12:12am EST
ROFL, Gary!
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F. Mar 6, 2009, 12:13am EST
("You may be the son of God..." OMG, Gary!! LMBO! You are just ASKING for it, aren't you?) :^D
Jean, I second that thought! Gary is just too humorous!
#1: "Once again Doris: Ionic, Doric, and Corinthian. If I hear you refer to them as 'curlique columns' one more time-- so help me-- I'm gonna slap you into next week."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Mar 5, 2009, 9:42pm EST

Oh, Kitteh, LOL!!
Bad, Lois! Bad!!! [smacks hand]
Why can't we have some good natured monkey-spanking kaptions like we did in the olde dayes?
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh, Mar 5, 2009, 9:37pm EST

Just trying to keep it fresh, dude!

[Lois trying to be hip]
But... But... Where does "flowerhead" fit in there??? And how about guessing what's under the guy's toga in #1?

Aaaahhhh, the good old days...
Jean, just the teensiest bit odd, F., Mar 6, 2009, 12:11am EST

Dear, now just what is under that toga?
#1 Stand back while I whip this out!
Memories of Blazing Saddles.
#3 I watered her daily, treated her root rot, but my flower head girl succumbed to the head lice. Oh the inhumanity!
#3 Immmmmmm-a just a girl who can't say no.
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 6, 2009, 3:12pm EST
#3 I watered her daily, treated her root rot, but my flower head girl succumbed to the head lice. Oh the inhumanity!
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 6, 2009, 7:27am EST

Ah! A one-two punch of punchlines!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 6, 2009, 3:13pm EST
Oh, Kitteh, LOL!!
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 6, 2009, 7:16am EST

Oh, Lois, LOL! [memories of Poncho and Cisco]*

* P.S. Poncho and Cisco were characters on a very old television program.
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 5:09pm EST
LMAO@Kitteh, Lois and that Jean babe!

LOL@Tanya, Pat and Kimber!
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 5:14pm EST
1. ...and they fell in love, moved to Pompeii and lived happily ever after.
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 5:16pm EST
2. Another crank. Says here Judas will betray me. LOL!
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 5:19pm EST
3. And this is my impression of a roll-on deodorant.
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 5:27pm EST
3. American Idol contestant.
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J. Mar 6, 2009, 5:30pm EST
2. Chain letter--spread the word.
Pat M. Mar 7, 2009, 5:47pm EST
"Dude: I don't mind constructive criticism, but your constant harping is getting me down."
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh

I could be wrong, but it looks more like a lyre to me...
Pat M. Mar 7, 2009, 5:47pm EST
... cue some really bad "lyre" jokes...
Pat M. Mar 7, 2009, 5:48pm EST
... I'm waiting, kitteh...
taps fingers
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 8, 2009, 3:59pm EDT
#1: "Lyre, lyre-- pants on fire! Speaking of which-- just what was in that four alarm chili?"
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 8, 2009, 3:59pm EDT
3. And this is my impression of a roll-on deodorant.
Gary (aka: William Pinn) J., Mar 6, 2009, 5:19pm EST

LOL!!!
Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh Mar 8, 2009, 9:40pm EDT
Just trying to keep it fresh, dude!
[Lois trying to be hip]
Lois Lane Leaving priceless pearls of wisdom, Mar 6, 2009, 7:19am EST

Lois is so hip my grandma broke her.
I think I know your grandma Kitteh, there was that hit and run with her walker and my Mercedes.
Diane "stormyz" B. Mar 12, 2009, 2:31am EDT
Thank you for posting this to the LOL Stuff Group
Kimber L. Mar 21, 2009, 10:20pm EDT
Thank you for posting to Make me Laugh

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