Did anybody hear about the guy who fell onto an upholstery machine? I am wondering if he's fully recovered yet!
You know I don't like to think about death but it's a fact that a calendar's days are numbered.
Did you hear about the fight between the dentist and the manicurist? I had heard that they fought tooth and nail!
Talk about evidence! Did you know that a will is a dead give away!
Talk about our legal system. Did you know that Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
And did you know that if you don't pay your Exorcist you can get repossessed.
Well, I gotta run. I need to jog my memory. Oh, and I wonder if my memory's as good as it used to be. And if my memory was good I don't remember!
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