by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
Member since:
January 16, 2007

Twas 3 nights before Christmas: The True Poem

December 22, 2007 04:12 PM EST
views: 38 | comments: 10

Twas three nights before Christmas

and all through the tent

Not a person was happy

because of the rent

The landlord was knocking

standing at my front flap

When all of a sudden

I gave my daughter a slap.

The children all greedy

And waiting to see

What Santa would bring them

But nothing for me.

So up from my bed I arose like warm butter

And said to myself

Now, I'm gonna slap her brutter.

I heard a Christmas song

One more time on TV

I blew out my brains

For all the world to see.

link to this page
Bookmark this post:
Facebook
Twitter
Delicious
Buzz
More

Comments: 10

Larry H. Dec 22, 2007, 4:28pm EST
Different thanks for sharing
Zara' N. Dec 22, 2007, 4:38pm EST
Sorry, I didn't like it even as a satire...

Z'
Vivian P. Dec 22, 2007, 5:42pm EST
oh my
Susan *. Dec 22, 2007, 6:29pm EST
whoa! Carol.....but I liked it! LOL
Jessie B. Dec 22, 2007, 8:37pm EST
That's ummm... morbid and sad, but thanks for sharing.
William M. Dec 22, 2007, 11:29pm EST
I hope you feel better now.
Teresa W. Dec 23, 2007, 2:17am EST
Yikes!!
Photobucket
Debby C. Dec 23, 2007, 9:37am EST
Wow, uh...are you ok? Can we help in anyway?
Jerri H. Feb 19, 2008, 10:47pm EST
Wow

I am behind in comments, but I wanted to let you know I stopped by to view your content and thank you for posting to I was bored :)

Join the Conversation
Chime in! Become a Gather member to comment.
Already a member? Sign in
top
 
Gather | Friends | Groups | Share
About Gather | Engagement Marketing | Make New Friends | Gather Points | Advertise on Gather | Gather Press | Privacy | Terms of Service | Community Guidelines
Books | Celebs | Entertainment | Family | Food | Health | Moms | Money | News | Politics | Spirituality | Sports | Travel | Writing
Version 16961, "Pacino"; Copyright © 2009 Gather Inc. All rights reserved.