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Break Into the House

October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT
views: 156 | rating: 10/10 (43 votes) | comments: 55
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"
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Comments: 55

Dena Straughn Oct 26, 2007, 5:23am EDT
*smile*
Danielle P. Oct 26, 2007, 6:36am EDT
Very cute.
Marty A. Oct 26, 2007, 11:03am EDT
funny,

marty
J R B. Oct 26, 2007, 3:58pm EDT
very funny.
Dan H. Oct 27, 2007, 10:30am EDT
Funny one and I haven't heard it before.
J. G. Weddle Oct 27, 2007, 5:23pm EDT
Now that's funny.
Steph-in-NE ..... Oct 28, 2007, 1:53am EDT
very funny
Lawrence U. Oct 28, 2007, 6:44am EDT
Great joke! It tickles my funny bone. :)
William M. Oct 28, 2007, 12:04pm EDT
Cute. Good one.
Kathy D. Oct 28, 2007, 2:30pm EDT
that's great
donna h. Oct 28, 2007, 8:18pm EDT
cute
Bonnie S. Oct 29, 2007, 9:03pm EDT
That was funny : )
amarpreet k. Oct 30, 2007, 6:07am EDT
:-) nice one
Bob C. Oct 30, 2007, 12:22pm EDT
Funny!
Kelly M. Oct 31, 2007, 12:29am EDT
That was cute!
Rhoda S. Oct 31, 2007, 8:39pm EDT
Shame on him! Funny!
sheila h. Nov 1, 2007, 4:18am EDT
(eyeballs rolling)haha!
William M. Nov 1, 2007, 9:21am EDT
Love it.
Mari H. Nov 1, 2007, 11:14am EDT
Definitely funny! Thanx, Manee
Melinda ~choosing happiness~ S. Nov 1, 2007, 4:45pm EDT
HA!!!
cute and funny
thanks for the laugh
Wendy F. Nov 2, 2007, 12:00am EDT
cute
Tara T. Nov 2, 2007, 12:06pm EDT
What a hoot! Thanks for the chuckle!
Tad Auty Nov 4, 2007, 1:06am EST
im not good with jokes but heres one.....
Little Johnnys mum asked him "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Johnny replied " A musician"
His mums answer? "Well you will have to pick one; you cant do both."
Lola l. Nov 4, 2007, 5:39am EST
funny
Deborah O. Nov 4, 2007, 5:41pm EST
LOL, cute, keep on going on ;-o
Dinesharan N. Nov 5, 2007, 3:28am EST
That was funny!!
Beth L. Nov 5, 2007, 10:50pm EST
Cute : )
elizabeth e. Nov 6, 2007, 6:37am EST
just plain funny. LOL
Ericka C. Nov 6, 2007, 8:21am EST
That's great! :)
Stephen Murray Nov 9, 2007, 6:49pm EST
:)
Greg B. Nov 10, 2007, 3:47pm EST
Funny
Charlotte G. Nov 10, 2007, 5:54pm EST
this is cute
necee t. Nov 11, 2007, 12:21am EST
haha... thanks
Janna O'Donnell Nov 15, 2007, 6:11am EST
Giggle.
Sue D. Nov 17, 2007, 8:03pm EST
That is cute.
Lydia (part of the solution) Shelley Nov 18, 2007, 2:21pm EST
ha ha

musta been some drugs involved
June B. Nov 18, 2007, 4:01pm EST
You're too funny! You cracked me up!
golds g. Nov 19, 2007, 8:58am EST
oldie but goodie
Kelly M. Nov 19, 2007, 4:50pm EST
He he he - that is funny!
Sheila Deeth Nov 20, 2007, 11:43pm EST
Lovely!
Raymond Mardo Nov 22, 2007, 12:34am EST
LMAO

I'm using that at Thanksgiving tomorrow.
Kelly T. Nov 23, 2007, 11:48pm EST
That was a laugh well needed thanks!
Mariana T. Nov 26, 2007, 12:25pm EST
hi Manish - short and funny - just the kind of article I like to wake up to - thank you. Salud.
Birdee F. Nov 26, 2007, 4:13pm EST
naughty! LOL jk ;o)
Jerri H. Nov 26, 2007, 7:32pm EST
*giggle* too funny!!!
Quinn (aka Entwife) Blackburn Nov 27, 2007, 1:20pm EST
rofl

..
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Raymond Mardo Nov 28, 2007, 8:05pm EST
Still like it.Help me get a publishing deal with a 10 rating and a comment. I comment back.
LOL...nice giggle to start the day
Chelsea R. Dec 2, 2007, 1:11pm EST
funny!
June B. Dec 2, 2007, 6:47pm EST
Oh how cute.

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