Some clean humor

I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.

"Why are you home from school so early?"

"I was the only one who could answer a question."

"Oh, really? What was the question?"

"Who threw the eraser at the principal?"   

Statistics show that American workers work the first three hours of every day just to pay their taxes. That must be why we can't get anything done in the morning In the morning, we're government workers!   

A cute one I’ve heard before. 

The two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward."Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first, who had been in the ward for a week.

"I don't know what you mean," replied the second.

"It's simple," replied the first. "Were you sick when you came in here? Or did they make you sick when you got here?"   

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.