Humor

This seemed humorous to me when I read them in my email.

• Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
• Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
• Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
• Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everything
• California: As Seen on TV
• Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
• Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
• Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
• Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
• Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
• Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
• Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Maybe Not,But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
• Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
• Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
• Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
• Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
• Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
• Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
• Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
• Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
• Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
• Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 100,000,000 Mosquitoes
• Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
• Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
• Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
• Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
• Nevada: Cheap Entertainment! (Make sure you bring a LOT of money)
• New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
• New Jersey: You Want a @$%#! Motto? I Got Yer @$%#! Motto Right Here!
• New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
• New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
• North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable!
• North Dakota: We Really ARE One of the 50 States!
• Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
• Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
• Oregon: Spotted Owl. . .  It's What's For Dinner
• Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
• Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
• South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
• South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
• Tennessee: The Educashun State
• Texas: Sí, hablo inglés (Yes, I speak English)
• Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Vermont: Yep.
• Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
• Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
• Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
• West Virginia: One Big Happy Family — Really!
• Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese