by Syed The Shah
Member since:
May 25, 2007

Short Jokes For A Big Laughter

August 05, 2007 05:14 PM EDT
views: 457 | rating: 9.5/10 (14 votes) | comments: 18
Jokes 4 U
A kid and a Fridge

Child: Whenever I open the bathroom door, the light turns on automatically.

Mother: What, you little stupid. You again peed in the fridge.

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Cute Albert

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…

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Windows 98

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR A NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

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Windows XP

Q. WHAT DOES XP STAND FOR IN WINDOWS XP?

A. IT STANDS FOR "EXTRAORDINARY PROBLEMS".

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MARRIAGE


It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

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Meaning of W.I.F.E.

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot For Ever

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Comments: 18

Donna K. Aug 5, 2007, 5:33pm EDT
LOL
Susan Kelley Aug 5, 2007, 5:35pm EDT
The last one is my favorite.
Peg Doak Aug 5, 2007, 7:57pm EDT
These are funny! I love the refrigerator!
andrew c. Aug 6, 2007, 2:38am EDT
cool jokes
Syed The Shah Aug 6, 2007, 3:14am EDT
Cute Albert, that one is also a cool joke.
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^^)MS(^^
Bhawana 'Gather Proud Mom' Aug 6, 2007, 11:12am EDT
Thanks for the WIFE 'S full form...:)
Christopher K. Aug 6, 2007, 9:40pm EDT
not to bad,i especially like the windoes xp one,so accurate,lol

i disagree though on the win98 one though,i think that was the best to date
jane K. Aug 6, 2007, 9:57pm EDT
Hilarious!

so what is Vista?
Sarah (I want points) Aug 7, 2007, 1:00pm EDT
cute!!
Syed The Shah Aug 7, 2007, 3:27pm EDT
Thanks friends, let me see what else I have to post for you today.
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^^)MS(^^
Barbara B. Aug 9, 2007, 1:42am EDT
^^)MS(^^, all jokes were hilarious! But
I did like the one about the wife best!
Thank You
BB
Charity M. Aug 9, 2007, 6:37am EDT
(((You funny man YOU)))
you got a bit of laughter into the life of me thanks
bab s. Sep 14, 2007, 2:39pm EDT
Windows Joke is not a joke it is a reality.
mansoor s. Sep 16, 2007, 1:18pm EDT
Good joke hai
passand aya.
Thanks for share...
Jerri H. Oct 7, 2007, 3:33pm EDT
LOL Shah!
Syed The Shah Oct 7, 2007, 6:05pm EDT
Thanks very much dear friends.
Leah A. May 23, 2008, 6:14pm EDT
cute jokes

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