Handywoman.........

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The Handywoman

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a
"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had
any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much
will you charge me ?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was
in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe those dumb
blonde jokes we've heard for so many years."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.




"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.




"And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."


Didn't see that coming now did you ;o)