Good Sayings But...

"Don't let the bed bugs bite." Okay, tell me how do we stop them.

 "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."  No, an apple a day keeps us regular and keeps ex lax away.

"Don't step on a crack, it'll break your mothers back." No, not helping Mom, breaks Moms back. 

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch." If I am getting money in, even if I don't know how much it does help to plan what to do with it before hand. If I don't I blow it on something stupid.

"Look before you leap." Sometimes there is no time to look, a train is coming and I am standing on the tracks (because I am stupid), there is not much time and if I look the train may knock me down and run me over. 

"Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down" And when you are a diabetic this is not a good move.

"Early to bed, Early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."  I know many people who do this who work in the factory and they are not getting wealthy, I assure you.

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