The Next Survivor Series

Six married men will be dropped off on an island with one car and three kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his three kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of pretend bills with not enough money.  In addition each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their relatives, and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment.  He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday, or right when they are about to leave for vacation).  He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when all the kids are asleep and all the chores are done.  There is only one TV among them, and a remote with dead batteries.

Each father will be required to know all the words to every stupid song that comes on TV, and the name of each and every character on cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a four year old to eat a serving of peas.

Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable, yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.  The men must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up, barf or worse on their clothing.

During one of the six weeks the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.  They must try to explain what a tampon is when a 6 year old boy finds it.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7am.  They must leave home with no food on their face or clothes.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.  Also, the child's weight, length and time at birth, length of labor, each child's favorite color, snack, song, drink, toy, each child's middle name, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 2am and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.

They must have a loving and age appropriate response to, "You're not the boss of me!"

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.  The last man wins only if he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.