by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
Member since:
January 16, 2007

The Coffin

May 22, 2007 01:59 AM EDT
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I saw on the news today where a hearse carrying a body to the grave in San Franscisco hit a large pothole.  The doors of the hearse were not properly secured, and the coffin slipped out.  It was on a guerney with large wheels.  It was running downhill.  The funeral procession tried in vain to catch it.  It finally crashed through the glass window of a pharmacy.  The impact was so violent that the coffin popped open, the dead man sat up, and said to the pharmacist,  "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"

 

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Comments: 23

Jill~Sexy Back~ V. May 22, 2007, 2:07am EDT
oh man
Lori F. May 22, 2007, 2:10am EDT
this was so.....i am still laughing.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. May 22, 2007, 2:11am EDT
Bad, Huh?
Bridget ♥ May 22, 2007, 2:12am EDT
oh my
Lori F. May 22, 2007, 2:14am EDT
i dont think there is a word to describe it carol but I am still laughing....maybe its because I am tired...
William M. May 22, 2007, 6:36am EDT
Cute.
Lisa J May 22, 2007, 7:35am EDT
oh...
Stephanie S. May 22, 2007, 8:38am EDT
I wasn't expecting that ending!
Susan M. May 22, 2007, 8:49am EDT
Hehehe!
Good one.
Does that rate a "gotcha!" ?
Rob Appell May 22, 2007, 9:07am EDT
Cute. I've been know to hide behind the flowers by the coffin and make gaseous noises making them sound like they were coming from the corpse. Always good for a laugh; at least for me.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. May 22, 2007, 12:08pm EDT
Rob,
PLease miss my funeral. :)
Kristen D. May 22, 2007, 12:37pm EDT
Haha! I was NOT expecting that ending, lol..... you definitely got me on that one :)
....and here I was in shock and horror over the runaway coffin, lol!
Janet "Jax" B. May 22, 2007, 3:07pm EDT
cute...lol
Larry H. May 22, 2007, 5:36pm EDT
well did he have anything to stop the coffin
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. May 22, 2007, 9:31pm EDT
Just the pharmacy window stopped it. The family is still in grief. : }
nadya k. May 23, 2007, 8:42am EDT
that's just bad.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. May 23, 2007, 12:43pm EDT
I have more bad ones where that came from. Check back.
Donna R. May 23, 2007, 2:09pm EDT
I hate to admit I laughed out loud! :-)
Ann M. May 26, 2007, 3:54am EDT
It is 3 am and Yes I am tired and yes that was funny. Please more!

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