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Successful Aging
An elderly man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk. Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
IRS Slogan
The United States Internal Revenue Service (IRS), taking its cue from the success of public relations efforts by branches of the armed services, recently unveiled their new slogan, which will henceforth be part of all print and online publications.
The new slogan is:
"Be audit you can be!"
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