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Preacher’s Wife
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had just finished his sermon. He went and sat down with his wife and she asked him how he thought the church service went.
The Preacher shrugged and said, "The worship was excellent, and I think the prayer and communion times went quite well, but," he continued, "I just don't think the sermon ever got off the ground."
The wife looked over at him, and before she could stop herself, she said, "Well, it sure did taxi long enough!"
Attitude
A friend of mine coaches a softball team. One day I went to see his team play.
As I sat down in the dugout, I asked one of the players what the score was.
"We're behind 6 to nothing," she answered with a smile.
"Really?" I said. "I have to say that you don't look very discouraged."
"Discouraged?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."
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Very cute, William.
You always come up with winners.