Laws of Work

-The first 90 % of a project takes 90 % of the time, the last 10 % takes the other 90 % of the time

-If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

-A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

-Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

-It does not matter what you do, it only matters what you say you have done and what you are going to do.

-After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

-The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

-You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

-Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

-The higher you climb up the ladder of success, the more your ass becomes visible.

(Source: Internet)