Describe yourself here: See instructions.

I'm the stereotypical firery redhead, currently with the short fuse.

I am a smart, kind, caring, level headed woman that sometimes has multiple blonde moments.

Folks, all of you failed the assignment. Most of you started with I am . . .
Only Mia caught herself with a catch phrase. Try again. But at least I know you better.I

People always call me with the "would you, could you, did you" prefix, as they know who will finish the job.

Better Mia. But I forgot to add that you must use complete sentences. I'll edit the intro.
Thanks

Being granted the abundence of DNA from my warped flock, the talents and Looks that are inherited seem to be totally dominant in this body. Humbly, submitting that musical inheritance is truly a disease of the disordered famillial mentality, my soul drifts through life in a semi dream state, always pondering what to do with that sound that echos in my mind constantly. What is disturbing is when certain bells ring in the distance, and then the reaction comes that affects my spirit in such a way that I cry uncontrollably. Its been told to me, that there is medication to control that problem, and sadly, it does work. The DNA passed down has left me at five foot tall and just under one inch. It has given my physical body all the distinctive marks and traits of my distant ancestor- right down to the Arthritis. The Rhuematoid variation of course. Being in the forty fifth decade of my adventure, my hair is beginning to thin a bit, not to mention fall out. Its long, dark, and somewhat curly. The Typical Swabian Hun. As part of the gifts of biology, the replication of history is not a question. My muscles and bones, as well as mind are schooled in the many disciplines involving the playing of instruments, both stringed and otherwise. No children have I sired. To teach them seems my calling. Guess I must have been bad to my wife in my last turn through this earthly life. Family, do have I- and thankfully they put up with me.

My Love for animals is great, for I have a Horse, a Dog, and five Cats. Cultivating Roses and Dahlias is my other past time.

Of course, one must not leave out the factor of spirituality and education. Both are important and something that I strive for daily.

My eyes, also need correction, and I wear glasses dearsay. Being Vain- one of my weaknesses, I try not to wear them in Concert.

The rest is all history, in fact rather droll if I continue.

Johannes Chrysostomus M.

Johannes,
Almost perfect, but I do detect a couple of is's.

Tinch,
Nice job. This is called E-prime. It's a movement to ban lazy verbs. I use it as much as possible. Even Shakespeare used "To be or not to be." But I don't even look like Shakespeare; do I?

Thank you very much Carol. Sorry about the "is's." When I get tired, my Cambridge English gets lazy. Too tired- and it become Hoch-Deutsch! :P


Johannes Chrysostomus M.