- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- Can you cry under water?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV
- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America
- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! - Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
- .Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
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Comments: 28
2. Why would you want to?
3. But you can be ON a movie SET.
4. We don't vote for Miss America.
5. I think they make clothes large enough that anyone can buy something loose-fitting if they want to.
6. I prefer learning from my mistakes. You don't learn anything by deleting and starting all over.
7. I don't think the world sucks per se.
8. It's a fact that adults do grow more brain cells, and you can shrink fat cells.
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Amusing ponderings, though.