Does Johnny Depp do a Grecian accent?

So, in my new incarnation as recently-engaged-woman, my fiance and I (how great is it to say fiance?!?) have been invited on a number of couple-y type activities.  Mainly it's just double dates and the like, but one of my fiance's friends had a much better invitation for us-- he invited us to go on a cruise around the Grecian islands!  It's a tiny charter yacht, and only about 10 people would be going.

I know!  Greece!

Now, I've never been to Greece, but I've ALWAYS wanted to go.  Beautiful weather, hummus, how could you go wrong?!?  BUT, as it turns out, last minute airfare to Greece is really, really expensive.  Who knew?  So, we decided not to go.

But before I told my mother that we'd nixed the trip idea, she called me in a panic.

"You know, Brenda, I've been thinking about that cruise around Greece," she says.  "And I don't think you should go."

Now, at this point, we'd already decided not to go, but it just always tickles my fancy to hear my mother try to tell me what to do even though I'm thirty.  Um.  Well, you know.  Ish.  Thirty-ish.

"Why shouldn't we go, mom?"  I ask.

"Pirates," she answers. 

Pirates?  Did my mother actually just say pirates?  Can you really use pirates-- actual real life Johnny-Depp-type pirates-- as an argument?  And more importantly, are pirates really something that we have to worry about in today's world?  And, if so, does this mean that if I go on a cruise, I have to wear a corset?

Apparently, my mom thinks so.  The pirates part, I mean, not the corset.

"It's not funny," she says.

"It's kind of funny," I answer.

After an extensive conversation about whether Johnny Depp looked hot in the Pirates movie (I say yes, my mom says he just looked dirty), I finally had to tell her that we decided not to go, after all. She sighed in relief but then told me that she needed to get off the phone.

Apparently, my brother and sister-in-law were considering a trip to the Caribbean.