Moon Split Splits Muslims

The blessed past Friday when Obama (PBUHT) - Praises Be Unto Him Too- received the Yassar Arafat Peace Prize, he attacked the moon. Saturday evening I went out and dad-gum-it, a quarter of the moon was gone! I ran back inside and went straight to Google to see if NASA was hiding something and I came across this website.

It seems NASA has been keeping this from the Infidels of the world! I was shocked and awed! And relieved. If the moon was split before, surely a little chunk missing wouldn't be a big deal at this stage of millenniums of our evolutionary advancements. I just knew we had adapted for such a possibility, knowing instinctively it was coming and there was some gene ready to activate and would help counter-balance the loss of gravitational pull. In fact, we were all still here, or at least I had Internet connections, so it couldn't be all that bad.

Here's the secret held and one Islamic devotee's considered, unedited opinion regarding the Great Moon Split:

MOON SPLIT A Miracle of Prophet Mohammad (PBUH)

This picture shows the location of the “Rocky Belt” which shows the moon was once split.

The unbelievers of Makkah said to the prophet that if you are truly a prophet split the moon and if you do we shall believe. It was a full moon that night…

And so the prophet prayed to Allah to grant him this miracle, and the moon was split. Half was seen over Mount. Saffa, and the other half was seen over Mount. Kaikaan.

The people said that the prophet has placed a spell on us, however if he played a trick on us, then he cant play a trick on all the people in the world! Abu Jahl then said: “let us wait until the people of Albadiah ( A Tribe )come, and if they saw the moon split, then it is true, if not then we all know it was a trick of magic.

When the people of Albadiah came they said that they too saw the moon split, and the disbelievers said “oh, how powerful Mohammad’s magic is!”

Then Allah revealed Verse in Quran in Sura al Qamar: [My bold added.] “The hour has come near and the moon has split, and when they see a sign, they turn and say ‘this is a continuous magic’ and they disbelieved and followed their desires…”

This took place in the days of the prophet Muhammad in Makkah.

Geologists conclud that this couldn’t be unless the moon was once split and resealed. The rocks on the belt are a result of the impact during the time that the two halves of the moon recombined.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72726964@N00/304727677/

A reasoned response is posted here by one of his Muslim brethren.

http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/muslims-going-bananas-split/3720757 "Muslims Going Bananas (Split?)?"

The comment threads on both sites are most enlightening.

Granted, I feel for these poor souls the same that I do for the ones trudging miles to soak in or taste 'Holy-Miracle-Water' or see bleeding, crying statues - by mostly our Catholic friends - and involving some manifestation of 'Mother Mary' popping in and out or when we bid on "Holy Jesus Toast" on Ebay.

A very fun site is where you can burn your own 'Miracle Toast' with several historical icons here: http://www.cooltoast.com "Cool Toast." What is ROTFLOL funny is when you try Mohammad all you get is a black box labeled "CENSORED" on a chared piece of bread; Brilliant! Thank Allah there won't be a murderous attack on toasters worldwide and the website won't be fire-bombed!

Angels of Light and Revelation

My comment is simply an observation I have after a few years of personal study regarding what drives extremist Islamic mania; besides the fact that we have indoor plumbing.

You see, in the Quran (dictated by Muhammad since he was illiterate), he never performed any miracles. Whenever one was requested, he basically said of course he and Allah could do miracles but it would be better for all to go read and study the Quran and know Allah. You will note the bold I added in the narrative above which tells us it is recorded in Sura al Qamar which is a collection of narratives over a period of about 1,500 years. So, it is evident that either Muhammad was one humble prophet and avoided any grandiosity or it was just overlooked/lost in the original version (Quran).

It's kind of like the Mormans and their new revelations granted by the angel Morani to the prophet Joey Smith (with ongoing alterations to account for years of set-backs and failed - eh, adjusted - prophesies.) Muhammad had his angel Gabriel carrying the 'Message.'

{Just for consideration: The Holy Bible says: "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light." 2Co_11:14 KJV} Things that make me go hmmmm.

Allah - More Than "Just" Another God?

"Was "Allah" the biblical God or a pagan god in Arabia during pre- Islamic times? The Muslim's claim of continuity is essential to their attempt to convert Jews and Christians for if "Allah" is part of the flow of divine revelation in Scripture, then it is the next step in biblical religion. Thus we should all become Muslims.

Archaeologists have uncovered temples to the Moon-god throughout the Middle East. Hard evidence demonstrates that the god Allah was a pagan deity. In fact, he was the Moon-god who was married to the sun goddess and the stars were his daughters." http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/moongod.htm "Allah-the Moon God"

[The caption states: "The moon-god from all four sides. Note the cresent moon carved on his chest"]

To Moon or Not To Moon

Is it any wonder the roots run deep even today? "The crescent moon and star is an internationally-recognized symbol of the faith of Islam. The symbol is featured on the flags of several Muslim countries, and is even part of the official emblem for the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies. The Christians have the cross, the Jews have the star of David, and the Muslims have the crescent moon, right?"

About Response: "The crescent moon and star symbol actually pre-dates Islam by several thousand years. . .The early Muslim community did not really have a symbol. During the time of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him), Islamic armies and caravans flew simple solid-colored flags (generally black, green, or white) for identification purposes. In later generations, the Muslim leaders continued to use a simple black, white, or green flag with no markings, writing, or symbolism on it. . .

For hundreds of years, the Ottoman Empire ruled over the Muslim world. After centuries of battle with Christian Europe, it is understandable how the symbols of this empire became linked in people's minds with the faith of Islam as a whole.

Based on this history, many Muslims reject using the crescent moon as a symbol of Islam. The faith of Islam has historically had no symbol, and many refuse to accept what is essentially an ancient pagan icon. It is certainly not in uniform use among Muslims." Hmmmm. Maybe the Islamic nations in the UN might want to have a summit about all that jazz one of these days before some Infidels get the wrong idea.

At least I know we are able to sustain any possible damage to the moon, and are in good hands, whether those of  NASA or the [Moon] God Allah.

http://islam.about.com/od/history/a/crescent_moon.htm "The Crescent Moon-Is it a symbol of Islam?"

http://islam.about.com/od/muslimcountries/ig/Crescent-Moon-Flags "Country Flags Featuring The Crescent Moon"

See some more "Miracles Of Allah" here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxzOu_gD54U